UBS Case Not Being Dropped, Justice Department Says

Banks, Double Taxation, Offshore Accounts, Swiss Accounts

The U.S. Justice Department denied a published report today that it may drop a civil lawsuit that seeks to force UBS AG, the largest Swiss bank by assets, to disclose the identities of 52,000 U.S. account holders.

The New York Times cited an “unidentified U.S. official briefed on the matter” in reporting a “reversal” after a “fierce lobbying campaign” by UBS and the Swiss government to persuade the Justice Department to drop the case.

“There is no basis for the report in the New York Times,” the Justice Department said in an e-mailed statement. “While the department is always willing to consider settlement in any case, the suggestion that the department is planning to drop this suit is simply untrue. The department is continuing with the case against UBS.”

The government sued UBS Feb. 19 in federal court in Miami, a day after the bank avoided U.S. prosecution for helping wealthy Americans evade taxes. UBS agreed to pay $780 million in penalties, admitted it helped taxpayers hide money in Swiss accounts and gave the IRS more than 250 clients’ names.

Two UBS clients in the U.S. have since been prosecuted for tax crimes, and the IRS is encouraging others to avoid criminal charges by disclosing offshore accounts voluntarily.

The Justice Department will make its next court filing on June 30, according to the e-mailed statement. U.S. District Judge Alan Gold has scheduled a hearing for July 13 on the case.

Treaty Imperiled

The U.S. needs to resolve the lawsuit before Swiss voters are likely to approve a loosening of bank secrecy rules, Finance Minister Hans-Rudolf Merz said today.

“I can’t imagine that we in Switzerland agree to a double- taxation agreement in a popular vote if this problem isn’t solved before,” Merz told reporters in Berlin today, according to a recording on the Web site of Swiss radio DRS.

The two countries last week signed a draft accord to improve the exchange of information on suspected tax evaders.

In court filings and a diplomatic note, the Swiss government has said the lawsuit would “seriously jeopardize” efforts to revise a 1996 tax treaty.

Under that treaty, Switzerland can turn over account data only on a reasonable suspicion of “tax fraud or the like,” according to a UBS court filing. Unlike the U.S., the Swiss don’t view tax evasion as a crime.

‘Direct Challenge’

In an April 29 note to the U.S. government, the Swiss government said the lawsuit is a “direct challenge” to its sovereignty. The action threatens negotiations to revise the treaty to share information with the U.S. on “not only tax fraud, but also tax evasion,” according to the note.

An IRS voluntary-disclosure program, which requires taxpayers to pay taxes and interest for six years on offshore accounts, will better serve the agency’s goals, UBS wrote in a court filing.

UBS has offered to provide clients with documentation for voluntary disclosures and “many thousands of clients have requested the necessary documentation or transferred their assets” to the U.S., according to the filing.

As part of its deferred-prosecution agreement, UBS admitted Feb. 18 that from 2000 to 2007 its Swiss private bankers helped Americans evade U.S. taxes through sham offshore companies in tax havens including Panama, Hong Kong and the British Virgin Islands. UBS said it created misleading forms saying those companies, not taxpayers, were the beneficial account owners.

UBS also admitted that its private bankers marketed securities and banking services in the U.S., even though it didn’t have the required license from the Securities and Exchange Commission. Those bankers, UBS admitted, met with clients in the U.S. and communicated with them regularly as they traded securities in their accounts or transferred assets.

The case is U.S. v. UBS AG, 09-cv-20423, U.S. District Court, Southern District of Florida (Miami).

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  • en'>en: just stop cleaning my nice house hit me up on aim antikgutta or face book Rlgutta 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: If yu ain't heard abt Nia Long dissing Beyonce, or LL calling out new school, or Mase n Cam squashin beef peep www.AwkWORDsilence.com 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @KrisWilliams81 should I comment or not.....hmmmmmm 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: #almost2010 and you said 5 years ago you were getting signed. well shit i aint seen or heard bout cha ! 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: This shit is so confusing, no Idea how to use it or what the point of it is. Peace! 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: Looked into oral or sublingual immunotherapy for Aaron's egg allergy, but thinkin' we'll wait until it is past the experimental stage. 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: Enrique R. 22M: Fraudulent Use Of Credit Card More Than T, Fraudulent Use Of Personal Information, Petit Theft ($100 Or Less), Petit The ... 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: sweet! network crash. shall I take lunch now? or sit and stare at the monitor until it comes back online and THEN take lunch? hahaa! 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @SS_Bassani Depends on the quality of the goggles. I would say $219.99 or $239.99 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: does anyone 1. have examples of surveys relating to graphics, and/or 2. know of an online survey builder that handles images elegantly? 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: Josh said I need to keep my prayers over food to 140 characters or less... apparently he thinks I take to long or he is spoiled by Twitter 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @Dominic_Lopez I just find them so boring! Not as bad as the golden compas however. Or the lord of the rings! 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: brushing (or whisking) off my matcha skills and enjoying a creamy, sweet, jade green bowl of DoMatcha! yum. 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @GeneralBenson Actually just dropped my plans to go to OR. Maybe winter, or send me your online portfolio? 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @dreamhost @dhstatus my Blog is down right now, it says '500 Internal Server Error' or '503 service…' http://www.bravenewwave.com 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: Envious - except for the pedaling part! RT @pdlugos: back from a 10 day bike tour or italy. awesome food, family time and scenery. 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: What's the best question you've ever been asked or you've asked of someone in a job interview? http://tinyurl.com/l7ty4b 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: Power thinking or your personal thoughts...I manifest Joy, Beauty, Peace, Wisdom and power. http://ow.ly/23Yb 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: I think Cheney seen too many episodes of 24 and/or The Unit if he thinks he can just tell the CIA to "Assassinate all" ahm... not so simple 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: @TheEllenShow haahahaha....you should wear an inspired pointed jacket, something like madonna's pointed 'bra', or maybe a Velcro jacket. 07/14/09 05:30pm
  • en'>en: War between Microsoft and Google. Who will win, Google documents or Microsoft office 2010??? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @mokshjuneja true... either that or intertia 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: I don't get it - why would people follow bimbos (or their male equivalents) from all the "woods"? Aren't they already saturating us offline? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: hhhhhhhhhhhh - i just can’t get you, dear tumblarity……you should be stay at your exact place or going up if i... http://tumblr.com/x 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @ihearditon Man Politics suck lol its all good yall will come back around sooner or later 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: #twitterfail sorry. Supposed to be: @tracebean 200x210mm 2ply! They are called 'Whisper'. I don't know if that answers your question or not. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Emine has to choose; me or HIM. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @spaceman_ric Tried proplus, red bull or mass quantities of cola? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: feels like a good meal tonight, is it gona be Primi or perhaps something el mexicano? mmmm 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Also known as 'Elephant Ear' or 'African Mask', Alocasia is a native of Asia, with strikin.. http://tinyurl.com/lwb9hf 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Real estate investment in Canada: Are you scared to take action or do you simply lack the time and knowledge to .. http://tinyurl.com/nblm3p 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @heccubus Are your tab headers on the left or on top? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @helenisnow I don't want you to stand in line! But if you're able to swing by, I'm an 11.5 (or 12)... sorry bout the insomnia! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • '>: — Edgar Allan Poe 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Live In Domestic Help or Housekeeper: A Good Marriage Saving Tip: http://ping.fm/sNJmD 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Just getting back to hotel. Tired. Starbabe is tore up from the floor up! I need a doctor or a bucket. I hope I make the All-Star game t ... 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Had no electricity today! Rather inconvenient; couldn't open fridge or laptop. But had play rehearsal today. Amusing. Should turn out well. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: i want an itouch or iphone. :-j it seems cool. HAHAHA. parang wow. @-) i`m so late na. before pa yung itouch and iphone :( 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: So today n #p90x we r supposed to b doing something called "core synergistics" ....is it me or does that literally sound like torture 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: I got stalked by Poppy yesterday. Still not sure if she's a nice cat or not 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @crazydips (intermezo) kamu dr tweetdeck? Uuuu cool so u got a macbook or iphone/itouch??? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Leaving for finals. Saw a family of raccoons crossing the street, or trying to. Hearing james brown. Lets do this. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Are there actually any 'augmented reality' apps on the App Store yet, or is it all so much augmented vaporware? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @ashhh3 stop bein cheap... Ups would have had it dere in 2 or 3 days 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Call me immature but i REALLY want a tree house. Or should i say tree mansion. They just look like so much fun 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Should be working but having a ten minute 'break' which I shouldn't be having. Rebel or what. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @VernaeWilliams Sorry babes.....just saw ur Tweet from yesterday. If you don't go run this AM we can go when I get off work 2day or 2mrw AM. 07/14/09 10:22am
  • eo'>eo: RE Berenang pas Puasa @AdeAdriana @tiessaaudia karena bisa aja nanti airnya masuk lewat idung atau kuping or your A Hole 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: "They grow much faster than bamboo Take care or they'll come after you" 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @SimplyMagicaa lmaoo that's all he doo and mabye wear ya robe or use ya toilet lmao! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @msbehavn was that praise for me ? or jealous of @anib ? Or all of the above ? :p 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @BabaMzungu Im seriously intrigued ! Does the uric acid hinder production in any way or would u hve to separate solid wste from the rest ? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: And the latest breaking news...My replacement at the office has decided to not show up for work here...Now or ever... *snicker* 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @ChiLaiPing 1 2 watch harry potter this fri or sat?? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: The Next Few Days Are Going To Be Most Difficult Of My Life... I Don't Know What To Do Or How I Am Going To Handle It. Please Pray For Me! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Working on footnotes. What do you think... is it tacky for an author to cites him/herself? Or is it helpful? 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Still awake watching the depressing morning news. What a way to start off, or in my case end a day... with bad news!! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: united or phish ! Get it all at http://tiny.cc/GxgTd 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: @thehotiron And I am happy to report it is day #2 and we haven't lost or broken the 17 year old yet :) 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: more or less my nu reccession fear is that my friends are turning invisible, we cant afford to meet! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: RT C'on tech heads I need help with an unconfigure 16g Iphone! Or where can I sell it @ in nyc bk queens or bx ! 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: debating on whether or not i want dimple piercings(; 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: Create your own custom dog tags or medical bracelets #spon http://tinyurl.com/leee73 07/14/09 10:22am
  • en'>en: PICK A BUTTON!!! Choose an emotional state...NOW!!! Or I'll BEAT you!!! http://twitpic.com/abcn9 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Flippin eck I'm in bandit country!I'm past watford gap!stopped for a nappy change for me and a drink for him!Or is that the otherway round! 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @insidebooks thats the best sort or a nice fruit cake 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: My mum: What are you doing for your bday? Me: Out for Chinese at Yming in Soho. My mum: Don't overeat. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Drugstore.com - FREE $10 off Promo Code with orders of $39 or more - Ends 8/15/2009 http://tjoos.me/231997 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @SimonePowderly I would kill you as I go hard or go home, being a former athlete I dont know any other way to train. You are welcome to 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @sharybobbins a wonderful Simon. I don't have that ep, I think it was season 4 or 5. I've only got 1 & 2. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @BillHarper Clever, Bill. Somehow I think I'll probably need to wash my hair or something the day that comes out 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @MrsAngell once had someone on lsl paid for a whole year because of that on about 6 months leave. Good to have babies on or about Dec 1 :). 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @John746 ...turned out to be oil based. A severerash ensued, now Judge Fap must decide if who was in the wrong, or if someone gets to slide. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Can't tell who's speaking here or about what. I feel totally unfit for my own era & utterly befuddled. Gonna go do some knitting. #moonfruit 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: The Weekly Quiz: Learn a thing or two or find out that much more about the man that saved England from defeat in.. http://tinyurl.com/my5fff 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: http://twitpic.com/abcmz - To be or not to be Sinner or Saints? Salmon and Barley is the Saint option for the day...Rest of Kanteen's me ... 07/14/09 10:21am
  • th'>th: RT @hohoteam: RT @joomlacorner: ฮีโร่พันธู์ใหม่ ใŪ 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Wedding- can I wear my black Acne dress or will I look like a twonk? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @qikipedia re lipo... They'll *all* die sometime. But lipo's die of what? Or lipo's more likely to die in a car crash? Clarification pls! 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @razzamatazz87 i know, imagine if we actually knew her or she lived next door or something!! xx 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: White castle Burgers or frosted flakes? "/ 07/14/09 10:21am
  • wow...'>wow...: that was most definately interesting... 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: haven't you guys realised yet?! poh's food has been chosen as the "best" or "favourite" the past few days/weeks. AND SHE WON TODAY 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @lexiphanic You don't like Chris? Personal reasons or cooking reasons? Because he is a smug bastard but a kick ass cook IMHO. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @nkb r u going to comic con in usa or something lol 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: is Just Here For The Music: Kylie http://tinyurl.com/czt6ht or Paula http://tinyurl.com/pwlqu2 , you decide. http://plurk.com/p/19mtdm 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: #tracebean 200x210mm 2ply! They are called 'Whisper'. I don't know if that answers your question or not. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @sennydreadful ... in my experience it is usually the kettle, burnt remnants of toastin the toaster or a blown light bulb 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @jehuthehunt I completely agree. I need some Acre this afternoon or there will be blood. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Alone at home...want to meet some friend...but dont have one who love kpop or jpop as much as me >.< 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Off to the CLES conference in Manchester shortly - anyone else going today or tomorrow? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @Zuler We should have Punisher codes later today, or you wait and see what's coming next... :p 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @twettie you may or may not want to read the premise of the show over at imdb 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: I wonder if it is going to rain or not? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Or it could be Whipsnade?? What other ones are there?? errmmmm....maybe i was right and it is Africa. :) 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Ada syg,bnyk gt.go to coolblackberrythemes.com or themes4bb.com happy browsing..!RT @diResika: Kiki,ada bwt curve gak?? Ak mauu.. RT@adi ... 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: ok, enough wasting time. Time to get ready for work. See you all in 9 or so hours. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @allyhulton Do you love insomnia or do you just need insomnia? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: RT@Chw131 RT @ReallyStayHome: WARNING - Do not use the following - FOLLERSNOW or VIPFOLLOWERS ... both are spam sites ...beware! 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: hmm, been thinking. can someone not arrange a yoohtube gathering in scotland, like glasgow or something. london is to far away >.< 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Get Into Harvard (or The Ivy League College Of Your Choice!).^ http://jz1977.HARVARD08.hop.clickbank.net Written By A Current Harvard St ... 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @natalieridout I'm great, are you still taken by the same guy as before or have u seen the light and become single lol 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Create your own custom dog tags or medical bracelets #spon http://tinyurl.com/m2nhgp 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @lode thanks m8, same here, so we have to conclude that the exploit doesn't work, or maybe under specific circumstances ... 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: ~*~ Visit http://HomeShowPartySales.com ~*~ For everyone! Longaberger,Pampered Chef, Partylite, or any other company! FREE training! 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Anyone have luck with yideo or sidereel for watching tv shows online while overseas? Even with a proxy, Hulu won't work, nor Netflix (xbox). 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: did i have to go to school for tomorrow or what? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @craigfarrall original or .NET? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @netaddict Thanks for tips - did you have a link for Tola - Accountant Aberdeen or is it under http://tinyurl.com/nl2p9y? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @pinkpau You infected by the bug yet or not? @meiyingt Yeaps! @suffianr it's the latter. 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @kcarruthers To dung beetles or should I be asking for it at Chocolat? 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Note to self : on breezy day wear big knickers or tape dress to legs 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: woah, i havent tweet in weeks or MONTHS! but im glad i am tweeting now ;) 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @common_squirrel or was it a wink ;o) 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: @nickmarshall I think you might mean... EE-EMP-TEE! :D (or well, that's an excited way to say it!) 07/14/09 10:21am
  • en'>en: Any Keracare fans out there...which hair products from Affirm or Keracare do you swear by? 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @K_Knight I would probably be told to leave if I produced something like that... Or they would think it was brilliant. 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @GFritchey Could be. I haven't looked back at the site. Volunteer session on Mon. and leave Fri. noonish so no pre or post cons #pass 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: When God leads u 2 the edge of a cliff, trust Him fully & let go! Only 1 of 2 things can happen: He'll catch u when u fall, or teach 2 FLY! 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @Wale when I'm old my kids better not put me n a nursing home or ill come bac from my grave and haunt the shit out of them 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @beanbug1 either my phone or ping.fm screwed up. I would venture to say it was a problem with my phone. 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • de'>de: @chrisgeidner or job hunting. Haha 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: Man, I'm pretty tired. I need some pop, Red Bull, or crack/cocaine to wake up. 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @indiantradition Thanks for following! If I can help you or if you need a speaker, let me know. TsunamiSuccess™/Branding/SNO/Biz Strategy. 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @MariaRoblesx yep. well good luck with that ;) I'd call or send a voice message (",) 07/13/09 07:05pm
  • en'>en: @souljaboytellem http://twitpic.com/a8xel - umm. is that really u ? l0l or the air freshner. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: wow im living in a dream world i really am im kinda starting to fancy @TomFelton im not to sure if hes older or younger than me :os oh well 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @SuburbanTurmoil were the tomatoes slice, crushed, or baked? 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @KNBR Why can't KNBR get on iTunes or post Radnich/Bruno podcasts consistently? They are so tech challenged 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: Haha! I beat fable. It's really not that hard...or long. Not the best game ever, but it passed time 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE!~ 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: In news, memes spread more like a heartbeat than a virus — or, why the Times is wrong on blogs vs. MSM http://tr.im/sa3l 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: Agreed! Dumbasses RT @adriennedotcom: #texas niggaz b sleepin on skinny girls... when ya thick baby mama or wife get fat u gon b lookin ... 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @richgood Break a leg or should I say rompa una pierna!!! 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @TheMLMMaster Please don't spam my list or me by adding my @name to your opportunity tweets. very uncool 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: http://twitpic.com/a8xwu - That´s me =) the present are all for me =) and my body hot or not ? 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: Callus still on my vocal chord. Probably steroids or laser zapping for me, and speech therapy. I just want to sing again. Fml. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: family reunion coming soon..so excited. and finally its in Cali, usually its in detroit or baltimore 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @laurahellomoto I had like a few blank CDs left, so I threw No Doubt in there. Wanted to do others, but wasn't sure what you liked or had. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: hahahahaha omg @amandaaaax and @stephhhhx I have to tell u the funniest thing EVER. or at least it was to me lol 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @goodgirlgonbad_ I want one of these chairs for my house or dorm room ! http://twitpic.com/a8xwk 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @daisyayayay @Lucas_Sambrooks Mr. Benjamin seems so nice but apparently I'm wrong. I wish I had him instead of Mr Larkin or Mrs Crees. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @skc0602 normally shops with hi %age of web orders are those where English is not the first language of the customer or the order taker… 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @nnschiller Just left you a voicemail. We have to step into a meeting now, so maybe meet after a bit? Or next time around! 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: And off course Mastodon "oblivion" "divinations" "March of the fire ants" "Blood and Thunder" "The Czar&q 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @OCWeeklyStreet menudo/a beer some sleep/watered down gatorade or pedialyte and some cool friends lol ? 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @iamclaireb Yeh sorting out is on my list too, though a wedding isn't! How exciting! Did you find a dress at.. was it easter or half term? 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @livingsecrets ikr? i <3 my dad(: if my mom & dad were drowin ... id probably save him 1st. take him 2 a hospital. stay 4 a day or 2 then go 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: like if my parents hated my boyfriend i would ask why than if it was because he was like rude or something to them then i would ditch him 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @RemyCharest @KathleenRake was curious if it's an association or industry etc... i'll message directly :) thanks guys! 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @aots Boo. Ryan Reynolds should only be Deadpool or in a horrible Blade movie. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: has decided to take the property & casualty exam one day in August or September. Listening to Primetime w/The Packman right now!!! 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: @fromneverland found an old school article/pic from teen magazine (or maybe it was from YM?) of JM. :) will give it to you when i see you. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: Full year membership to Sam’s club and/or $50 giftcard to Sam's @acowboyswife http://tinyurl.com/lttzxg 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: Evan just informed me that he is infact "the best boy ever!"Loud enough for most of the bus to hear 3 or 4 times so far. 07/13/09 07:00pm
  • en'>en: No behavior or misbehavior is a disease or can be a disease-Thomas Szasz, Psychiatrist, CCHR co-founder http://tinyurl.com/o9rbna 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: &magilla31 I had heard fuck came from the german fuk to hit or strike, not sure if thats right though. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: I need a answer ....... Is it common or normal to be filled with uncertainties? -~[*LOVIN YOU*]~ 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @Divapalooza I know, I've been busy. I tend to leave less comments, but stumble or tweet more. I'm fine. We're in the "hot" season here now. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: my nigga we playin ball tomorrow or wednesday i got an important date today after work with that bluetooth COD who seein me?? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: tonight: a) attend screening of "500 days of summer;" b) check out the rock star karaoke at mccovey cove; or c) shop for a hammock. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Who woulg you rather love? the one thats completes you or the one that loves you completely? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @joeymcintyre My 2.5 yr old's current fave song: 5 Bros & A Million Sisters, or as she calls it, "That song I like." 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Ok....hopping in the shower NOW! Ugh! 11:30 or 1:00, still hard to get up for class...smh. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: I hope its not sunny tomorow, that would bring me down, i really want tomorow to rain a little bit or be cloudy. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Sore, creaky and tired. Beach ultimate is labor intensive! That or I am getting oooold. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: #whathappenedto LiL JON BEIN N EVERY MUSIC VIDEO . OR @LEAST HEAR HIM N EVERY MUSIC VIDEO 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: team to be or not to be is 4 over after 16 holes at the #portsmouthnh chamber golf tourney. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @pdxsucks What's Boxcar and why would I want to be notified if I were pushed or not? Wouldn't I already know? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: To confront or not to confront...? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Teens Not Into Twitter, TV, Radio, or Newspapers, Reports Young Morgan Stanley Intern http://tr.im/s90Z 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Mean but funny RT @BarackBorat I'm very excite 2 c the Sotomayor speeching 2dy. Is like West Side Story but no music, plot, or pretty girl. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @Marchena830: RT @Pilsbury7: Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore! (or just a white-faced Daytona is always a classic) of un Casio, ki ... 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @milewis: Did you tweet more freely when Twitter was irrelevant?? Do you filter/edit your words as your audience grows or evolves? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @LaMomParis ahhh...does it NOT make you WANT to scream and grab a towel or something!!! I felt like such a dork freaking out. LOL..not funny 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Sharing is caring. Favorite clothing stores: Loserkids.com and Delias.com (mainly for the girls or super skinny dudes.) 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: NP or PA Job for Minnesota CE129N - near Minneapolis, MN (http://tinyurl.com/l855sf) Get Physician Assistant Jobs #PhysicianAssistant 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: I can't decide whether or not I want to stalk someone even more than I already am... 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: mother just fucked up my wednesday plans. .grrrs.. guess i'll hafta go next mon or weds 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @KaillieAllison i want to go to cambodia for a weekend say three days will that be enough.Phnom Penh or Siem Reap which one is better.thanks 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Confirmation hearing in recess for luch. I wonder what Repubs are having 4 luch,Latin food or Southern grits? Makes a difference for them. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: annoying myself imagining how they remove skin cancer. burn it? cut it? awake or sedated? then what? I'm just left with holes to heal &scar? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: I think the buying opportunities will present themselves again in late September or sometime in October. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @MzOliviaG yeah men play 2 many games, they not serious about themselves or even better men, do not know how to act around independent woman 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: I kinda want swine flu, or something that means i have to bum out for days on end and not work... 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: trying to figure out how to twit tweet or whatever getting ready to scream 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: IPhone, Blackberry, or Palm Pre....which one?!?! I dont know what to cop...any suggestions? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @ home... work or rest... work or rest... what a kind of problem... I should work, but what's about the spare time?! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: YaY! My friends is coming to visit NJ in a week or so. So excited theres a party that weekend. Can't wait! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @angelajames Thursday? Or were you planning to blog about rogue stuff? Could do tomorrow if you'd rather. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: "Unless we talk about them in this kind of (interview) setting, I don't dwell or think about them. You've got to move on." - Mason Crosby 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: U kno what's funny.. When u go outta NY or jersey, and u wear Louie shoes n all dat dey have no clue what dat is smh.. I b hatin dat 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Seriously, it works! F5 or F8? It's an assigned keyboard shortcut! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Whoa! so i figured out how to update my status while on the road so i will keep you updated. if you want to talk or comment you have to text 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: just looked outside and to my amazement I saw Jonston and my little sister 'playing' in the rain. Does the problem lie with me or them?? :S 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @chicrunner I'm in. Send me the info on Facebook. Or DM! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @jennispinner: Is anyone else seeing HP tomorrow at midnight? Or all you all a bunch of bloddy muggles? LoL 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Flight attendants: hot or not? http://tinyurl.com/lr8zng 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @DejaRiley ill call or email u latr ths wk so we cn c which day works I LOVE u SO MUCH n SO PROUD!Uv become such a LOVELY LOVELY LADY*PROUD* 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: platform flip flops should be banned, unless you work as a nail tech at MamaSan's NY NAILS or sum shit... just sayin' 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @LHensleyPhoto I usually take a snack that can be eaten in the car leaving the church on the way to the park or reception. Dont forget water 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/nlyv7e you can say I dress hipster or listen to hipster music but associate me w/their apathy and I will punch you 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: "Explore or expire." Buzz Aldrin #iranelection 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Not happy at all. Is it all fake or is it just me? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Heading to a big meeting briefing the 3 star- one of my colleagues told me to come back and say either "I killed it" or "I died". 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: nice: RT @mariapeters Just got a call from the dealership... we will have our new Rav4 on or before 7/19!!! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Probaby reading a Clive Cussler novel or something 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @RealChazJastes @VH1sClassy lmao lol @MZBAKERVH1 said MAgic or Onyx! Onyx is worldwide lol * FUK ONYX ...I'M A MAGIC CITY GURL LOL 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @aNerdsWord ewk lmao i don`t eat that shxt. gimmie a digerno ; fast food ; or somebody else to cook. ima need a chef. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @lovelynessa I was thinking that last night. After they leave it's around 2 or 5 in the morning. Aren't they scared to walk home alone?? 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • '>: Test: Compare Heiniken in both. Can wins out! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: i'm hungry. be bck l8r. or maybe not. dueces. xo. 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @WrestlingFan Yeah, I catch the rerun if I can or watch it on WWE.com 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Yum. RT @TourismLangley: Raspberries and blueberries are fresh and in season here in Langley! Come visit Dreidiger or Krause Berry Farms! 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @IamFunk If I was a pimp what would my pimp name be lol? >> or perhaps Funk Daddy lol 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: RT @Pandys Do you need support as you heal from rape or sexual abuse? Check out our website & message board: http://pandys.org/ 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: belgique or Apple ! Get it all at http://tiny.cc/GxgTd 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Eat it or *** it Apple here http://tiny.cc/GxgTd 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: Always happy when the mute button works on teleconference calls, especially when I sneeze or belch. :o) 07/13/09 05:05pm
  • en'>en: @hitdanback gimme a job at USweekly! or hit me again, its coo...maybe im into it. 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: Watch over 3000 TV programs on your PC or Laptop Watch all your favorite programs from anywhere on the planet Instan... http://twt.gs/82zbSE 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • '>: I'm thinkig there was a jailbreak a Willy Wonkas chocolate factory or something 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: at work updating websites. really getting hungry. dont know what i want or where to go. to tired really to even care. oh well... 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: @CoffeeLvr666 thats an awesome idea! Ask him if hed take us. Ill find out when theyre gonna be there either at my sisters or when i get ... 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: Learn How To Easily Find Wines Of 50 Quality For 10 Or Less. Impress Friends With Your Expanded Wine Knowledge. Elimi... http://twt.gs/CYY49 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: @iemjei don't hesitate to ask me to find journal for u..just give me the name of the journal or the tittle..i might help if i have time 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: @mpw57 Any songs worth noting? Or the songs that came immediately to mind? 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: "Either you run the day or the day runs you" - Jim Rohn 07/13/09 05:04pm
  • en'>en: @SarahDownSouth What about needy without the whiny and pretentious part? Can you handle those types or was that all of the above? 07/13/09 05:04pm