Time Is Running Out on $8,000 Tax Credit

AGI, Interest Rates, Money, Personal Finance, Real Estate, Tax Credits

In a recent survey, it showed that there is a lack of public awareness of this onetime federal program.

The First Time Homebuyer’s Tax Credit is for a maximum of $8,000.

In other words, Uncle Sam will give you $8,000 to buy a home if you meet the following qualifications:

You must be a first-time homebuyer. The definition of a first-time homebuyer is anyone who has not owned a principal residence for the last three years.

So a first-time homebuyer does not necessarily have to be a first-time homebuyer.

In order to qualify for the full $8,000 tax credit, the home being purchased must be at least $80,000 and purchased no later than December 1, 2009. Time is running out.

The most significant difference between this tax credit and the one U.S. Congress passed in 2008 is that it does not have to be repaid as long as the owner lives in the home a minimum of three years.

If the home is sold prior to three years of occupancy, the tax credit is repaid to the government.

To obtain the maximum tax credit, a single homebuyer may have an adjusted gross income no greater than $75,000, and a couple no greater than $150,000.

Adjusted gross income may be more, but the tax credit benefit will be decreased.

Single-family homes, mobile homes, townhouses, condominiums and manufactured homes all qualify for the tax credit.

This may surprise you, but even houseboats qualify for the credit if they are purchased and lived on as a primary residence.

A very important feature of this tax credit is that the credit may be claimed against your 2008 IRS tax return.

This allows a qualifying homebuyer to get their $8,000 within approximately 60 days of closing on the home.

It is important to restate that, at the time of this writing, this benefit will expire on December 1, 2009.

To realistically close on a home before that date, a person should be under contract no later than October 1, 2009 in order to meet a closing date of December 1.

Mortgage interest rates are showing an uptick, therefore, if you are thinking of buying and you qualify for this program, it would be wise not to procrastinate.

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  • en'>en: @CAROHARRISON, you should've texted me or something. What's wrong? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: Sweet Dream (or a beautiful nightmare) 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @SincerelyCindy Are you doin' capris or shorts? I can't decide? Flippies for sure :) 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: the blackbird family on the lawn R so fat they wont B able 2 fly soon. slugs must B fattening. or is it the raspberries they pinch? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: On the way to the cricket. Feel a bit woozy. Too much beer or prospect of england loss? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @RayLevesque does that mean you don't shoot the swans or that you feel guilty when you do??? :) 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: things INEFFABLE // mostly due to ignorance // or sometimes taboo // #wotd #haiku 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @ihatecrayons What are you switching from? Windows or Mac? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: bout to watch "knowing" anyone seen it? should i watch it? or is it a waste? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: The performance was fantastic! Too bad I did not bring my camera or I can just capture every nice part of the NDP Rehersal! 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: If you have to question if you are a REAL MAN or ask what am I talking about then you aren't what I'm looking for!!! 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • '>Last ..: Winds are West at 3.5 MPH (3 KT). The pressure is 1017.6 mb and the humidity is 75%. 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: I'm writing parts of The Dream Drifters... Does that make me a good writer or am I making @vonhazielle think, "Here we go again." 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @joshthomas87 agreed. ughh so predictable, australia. i'm still hanging out for pheonix. or fall out boy. but that will never happen. grr 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: Friendship is as a living being... must be feed... or else it dies... 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: I assign everything as a Trail or Tribulation, but Im wondering when the real fucking game will begin. My guard is down. Sucker punch me. 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @dollarsiqnmillz lmfaooooo do that son ; but when u write me do u keep puttinq @missbr33zy or are u clickinqq the return button ! 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • '>GET OVER IT: It shouldn't matter what they look like, what color,or what religion. 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: Mix together or keep seperate the spaghetti and sauce? such hard dilemmas 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: This viejita has a truckers mouth...every other word is 'shiet', 'fuck' or 'cabrona'.....hahaha! N she's got the Spanglish down toooo! 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: I'd like to have amnesia or delusional now, so that all of the CSI's episodes I have devoured would be completely fresh to me. 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom not coming to PS3 or 360... yet http://tinyurl.com/kvg554 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: K Here's Rule #4 in this guide to keeping it from all falling apart: Dont care what people think or say. Let go of feelings..throw them away 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: @GABBYiSACTiVE Vegas is aug 20-24... Are you gonna try to get on the same flight or just meet us out there? 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: Need T-shirts for a tradeshow or festival? email us: info@proformasource.com: Need T-shirts for a tradeshow or f.. http://tinyurl.com/ld4lca 07/12/09 03:09pm
  • en'>en: You find The Bulldog? or Grey Area? or what? @RealTalibKweli Had fun in Amsterdam...on my way to Rock the Bells in Baltimore 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: @christiallen LOL my kids are in bed waaay before 10 pm or else they are in a horrible mood- they both totally need their beauty sleep :) 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: @Cody_K Have you just totally flipped your sleep schedule or did you move to Europe? 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: = goooooooooood mornink! 10AM here! Beautiful rain & grey low cloud over Table Mountain! Tide on way out or is it coming in? http://1bksj.tk 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • '>: the idle fancy that we already know -- or that it is of no ... 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: is it just me, or is tTriple J's streaming absolutely FUCKED atm? #Hottest100 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: @Brianne_Fran87 Media is so pathetic, I don't wanna know how or where he died, or see lost interviews. It was lost for a reason! PRIVACY! 07/12/09 03:05pm
  • en'>en: Hey @officialtila HI YAY OR NAY????? (#TILATEQUILA live > http://ustre.am/3v2f) 07/12/09 01:44pm
  • en'>en: Apparently the biryani is ready. Church or biryani? Choices.. 07/12/09 01:38pm
  • en'>en: shall i leak a little something extra special???? YES OR NO? 07/12/09 01:38pm
  • en'>en: @mzkitteh Sometimes, when I'm browsing the Internet or using the MySpace app. I usually just sit it down & it fixes itself after a few min 07/12/09 01:38pm
  • en'>en: Also, are all Royal Oak bars full of douchebags, or just the one I was at? 07/12/09 01:38pm
  • en'>en: Top 10 time!!!! Me thinks Nirvana for 1. Maybe Paranoid Android or joy division as smokies?? 07/12/09 01:38pm
  • en'>en: @lorenzaponce Do you do any recording at home or primarily in the studio these days? 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @annisadea uhm hey, the art itu do we like print out our researches? or jz save the windows and show it to him tmrw? =/ im so not into this! 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @joewo Enlighten yourself. If U can't recognize who the Communists R in the Congress & White House, Y would U believe me? Or want to? #tcot 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @kittypens ok well I wanna go @ like 11ish or suttin like and then maybe afterwards we can go eat.... 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: post haste voicemail FAIL. "after hours or urgent deliveries... call 025 ..." I wonder how many calls they are getting on the 025 network? 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: That's my take. Just imagining an iPhone overboard. RT @AlejandroAdams: Someone explain the radio--preferably a man's man. Do or die? #jaws 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: Every0ne going to LAX ... Wackass Ivar... The Lock & Key Mixer, or anywhere eLse have fun and be safe .... ToodLes! 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: or maybe its just me 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @thrax360 Or sending the private jet over to pick me up? 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @zacseif...lol i had trouble reading, does the red box say Frankenstein or Parmasean cheese??? 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: People change, Get use to it or Die. 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: @MissMoco Yea Imma Be Lookin into Transferrin to Clark in the Spring or Fall 2010 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: what they do twitters? Today hit 101 degress thats too freakin hot i think im going to the beach this either before or after i see Bruno!! 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: …physically gifted, mentally a useless fucking midget…yes, I dislike him that much…I hope there's a 3rd fight and Mir breaks his leg 07/12/09 12:11pm
  • en'>en: Or indeed, way 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @DentonPolice http://twitpic.com/9yuf1 - this guy has no idea where he is or what is going on. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • no'>no: OR A TROLL. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @Zuri_Baby just drank it. I dnt use cranbery juice or any thng 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Even though I didn't meet David or Demi, there was a M&G for KSM but it's too late! I did meet @Hatz94! He was nice! Headache now.. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @TheFatJew pics or it didn't happen 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Chillin, getting cold, needa jacket.... Or something to keep me warm ... Ahem light one again? Alvin you down? Ahaha 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @MikeTom3 u missed classic twitter day fuck ur job nigga twit or die lol 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @QKrissy Great suggestion but not quite wat I had n mind....mayb caramel, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate (healthier 4 ya)...oh w/ nuts!!! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: About to drop in my tracks. It was either Jitterbug or The Right Stuff that put me over the edge. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: RT: @Snapperpacheco Angst or Total Bullshit? The Soap Writer's Ten Commandments http://tinyurl.com/nkzgzz // WORD. UP. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @conventionmag ( laughs ) I have one last question, do you cover music at all or is your content limited to pieces about art and artists? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: So, I don't know if my phone is broken, not receiving texts due to lack of service, or my parents didn't pay the phone bill. Oh well! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Back in room after 17.5 of work, not sure if im tired/hungry, or not... Body feels weird. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @dhlawrencexvii did he mean "puppet dude", or did he think you were on The Muppet Show? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: car show or something tomorrow at the Itasca Fest which will equal boring again maybe. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • nl'>nl: School school school. Played truth or dare with sophie, was hilarious!! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: trying to make and epic graphic. Don't know what on but something to do with delta goodrem or mcr. has to be. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: i will be honest. i have 3 people i care about and care about me. then maybe 7 or 8 friends. maybe 20 people i like to be around 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: would she or would she not ??? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @JessicaJayyy thats not what i ment dumbfuck, lmao i ment like in new york city or on long island? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @lilhaley28 glad you're doing fine, i say the same thing bout sleep every night then end up staying up til 4 or 5ish.kids still get up early 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Finally saw dueling pianos at Fat Tuesday's... Except there was no actual dueling or real pianos :( 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Fuck, $30 or $60 for a couple books that sound interesting :( stupid philosophy texts being expensive 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: OMFG I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT. YES OR NO. THIS IS WHAT I NEED. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: hmm, I think number one will either be nirvana, or red hot chili peppers. who agrees? #hottest100 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: I'm always torn about what I should and want to put more or less detail into. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Object I can't live without? Either my phone or laptop. Probably phone though. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Learn how to grow over 18,876 Followers in 60 automatically wit little or no investment http://sjjs2220.twittercas.hop.clickbank.net 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @chachalim kelan ka nagpasurgery ng mga wisteeth mo? sakit ba...or sakit sa bulsa? hehehe...kay kuya jonjon? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @stockshotz Whenever the largest bill an American receives is not his utility bill, his food bill, or his housing bill, but his tax bill! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: OMG.... my head is a mess.... I have so many things in my mind right now... Lovely night in OR/WA... nice to go for a walk... 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Is wondering, 'when a 400lbs person walks into mcdonalds at 10pm... They either have to be clueless or have thrown in the towel. Right?' 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • es'>es: @tetsii HTML lang. Hehe. Tas Imeem or MP3 Music tapos yun. Type mo codes sa HTML Java ata yun. Isa sa gadgets yun. (: 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: San Jose BAYBE......we goin to the san Jo show to see if we can get an autograph or picture there....i can't wait!!! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @ruthsworld Russia or any vineyard destination, I guess... You should travel down here lah... enjoy the sun, the sea, and the culture! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: #yodaddy stole now or laters from the candy lady 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Aghh still a hour before leave.Yea soms life is O so fun.Like closing every night &dealing w/ "children"or what U normal people call wai 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: or maybe iam right. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @pamtim Claudia or Julie will call me with a cellcast they said!! Not the same though!! Better than nothing! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Sooooooooo bored!.....what's open to eat otha then white castles, 24hr fish spot on 125 or the diner? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Tastes great or less filling? I prefer.... 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @MyShellMeishel maybe, or maybe that upgrade needed the tires kicked a bit 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: God:No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @whymegod_42 if i hadnt been found or if aaron hadnt made that call 1yr ago i wouldve been dead and i dont wnt it to happen to youu 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @mattmay Goths might also belly dance to "Closer" on Samhain. Or days ending in Y. :) 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @Ashikaw oh it is!! Sooner or later. ;) 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @Audrey_T Actually, I don't know if I should try to make this a well-written story, or intentionally cliche'd and horrible. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Wants jack in the crack. Or chronic tacos. Or both! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: rt @iluvbk808@ LdySuckaFr33 so...na ok there luck fuck them hoes were goin 2 vegas blahhhhh...not jazz or bb or titi bigi everyone else blah 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @S_Newland Nasty injury for Bruce. All the people that wanted him in Louisville will get their wish...in a month or so if lucky. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @dmkellman Well yeah but then work tomorrow would suck. Or I wouldn't go in at all. Both of which would be bad. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Learning how cotton candy is being made is the same thing as saying i am getting a root canal or i wanna stub my foot. wtf 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: dinner @ mom's = white beans & rice w/cornbread. Kick your shoes off & stay a while, or eat & run. Come as u r. Good convo. yummy food. ye 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: is it me or did the cast of grease look kind of old for highschool? smdh 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @BOBBYTRASH im not even sure if i understood or answered your question right lol. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Saw two guys in olive drab Sport Kilts in the park today. Coincidence or hesher convention? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @ILoveBden haha my bad! whachu go there for? family? or just to go chill? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @bg_josh I own niether.I love board games but none of my friends play so I usually pick up 1 or 2 during con season where I can find players 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: done eating lunch ! yum ! :) need coke now . or sprite :)) watching Iron Chef America . x) 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: think i'll pop in some gwen stafani i mean no doubt ether or and relax 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Sooo NOT cute! RT @adriansurya: cute RT @StanleyAllan: thinking to get crocs for the firts time.. Fabulous or ugly? *thoughts?* 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @catalyst_echo just a look or a hang? I think I will fashion my red velvet jacket, purple pants, vest, top hat, wacky movie monocle & scarf 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Sunday afternoon TV: Contact! Pass or shot. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @YoungBillyMays fresh or salt water??? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: RT @DGKayaBaybee: if @ashmarie191 was a dude or if I was gay, we'd be the awesome power couple 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @epriis dude yeah there's a special at livenation.com right now, otherwise I think they're around $27 or so. Sale is only thru tomorrow! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @schneiac i know how you feel. It can be a good or bad thing.. Depending on what the song reminds you of. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Hubs just spent the past hour or so helping me with web stuff. And once again, he's got a better way to do something I need...for FREE!!! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @rickey why don't you try ustream or try to find an iPhone for every show? it might be possible. i hope we can get the show like the ustrm 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Farewell in the morning or sleep. Gash life's decisions! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: is the correct spelling of the plural form of mango, mangos or mangoes? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: its wild crazy that everytime some travel to another country they always get killed or something 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Trying to decide if I should watch Pineapple Express or go to bed. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @ashleymdominick He's checking me out. Maybe i should buy him a drink or 5. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: Sleep or stay up for Forza race? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @KooKooBaNaNas22 well thats when im busy,amandas on, or either im falling asleep 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @Jess92 yay!!! haha ...yeah but teachers were like sick of skool or sumthing so they did nothing too! xD!! 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @greencapt Would that be a huge announcement or a huge guest? And it can't be Dom Delouise cuz he's dead. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: I did. I got me a bag of crap. or rather a set of usb-powered woot-off lights and a crappy aniversary promotion (ie. BOC). an $8 gamble. 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: @Swagsworth1911 or you could just get Ubuntu and use wine/bootcamp for all your windows applications 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • '>: Just food for thought... 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: So, does Dick go to jail or to Paraguay. And who will be first to Oliver Northize him as a Great Patriot? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: should i see bruno or public enemies tomorrow? 07/12/09 12:10pm
  • en'>en: I wonder if my mood tonight was a result of not eating or do Krispy Kreme doughnuts just evoke happiness? 07/12/09 12:06pm
  • en'>en: you've never had sex or an intimate relationship w/him???? 07/12/09 12:06pm
  • en'>en: @DjEsudd lmao! wow...it cant be any bitches around or they are jus thuggin extremely to hard. ha! 07/12/09 12:06pm
  • en'>en: @taylorswift13 as if they're suggesting im dumb..but my teacher said ive got some improvements.they're like sayingim stupid or smting.. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: Legend of dragoon music yeaaah. Or dark cloud 2 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @rashirv Hw abt 3 more yrs? Or u pay for one side and I'd pay for the other side? 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @jeromyhenry on YOUR desk?! My bet is in a few days athe will be lost forever! Or dead. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @Janine999 the truth is that DNA proves nothing for or against creation #tcot #p2 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @biz What a great pitch! Were that job specs or employment notices always so well presented --- kewl! 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @SilkielAngel *laughs* Whenever you want. You can work whatever hours or days you like. Glad to have you working with us. ^_^ 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: For a limited time only, Free Ground Shipping on orders $99 or more! (Excludes all desserts) Visit www.grandgiftsgalore.biz 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @tonycece I would consider a 32GB if you find yourself using more video down the road, or have a huge/shared iTunes library.. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: waitin on dj to cook our damn faijaits or w e i cant spell rite now 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: babies who cant spell, count, or read but can sing all of 106&parks countdown while dancin all frisky like #unacceptable 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: No offense or anything...BUT that show is the PINNACLE of how most Black Women Are NOT. SMH 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: Violence is stupid. Murder is stupid. People who order or commit violence or murder fellow human beings are being stupid. #IranElection 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • de'>de: @richeisen drunk or hacked?? 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: what is better? the drunken stagger on the brown line, or turning the drunken stagger into a dance step while dropping your phone? 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: #notagoodlook if you got a fade or ceaser but the very back of your head has a bush..... 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: What the FUCK? Open the email from using & lying ex or delete it? I don't like either option. Screw it, going to study. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @Kyrbster when'd u take THE out of ur name? or was there never a the? cus i been chattin u up only to have sum1 tell me i got the wrong name 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: Isn't it enough to say '' *mins or * sec ago '' and then just stop? is it necessary to write the ''from -------'' part?... to tweets 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: I think boys have an invisible period or something. They can be so moody! 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @mayercrafter sorry, the porn was too good....j/k....or am I.... 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @timnavarone P.S. - When I die, make sure to make a tweet or whatever saying, 'Fuck Leila Aly'. Mucho gracias. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: Tights or hold ups tonight? 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @aleksieeben Yeah, when they could be names of C64 demos or something... 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: woe.suspended dahil sa A[H1N1]??i don't know whether i should be happy or not.diba? 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: #notagoodlook wen u at a party or at da club dancing off beat LOL 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: Or -6 if you subscribe to other theories. I prefer the -1, obviously. BTW, Torchwood is BRILLIANT. Loving Children of Earth! #Torchwood 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: I just changed my major--from broadcast journalism to print journalism, so I can be like Clark Kent or Lois Lane or Rory Gilmore. 07/10/09 12:40pm
  • en'>en: @kee2urHeart kee r u prego or wat tho? lol 07/10/09 12:40pm