Seattle Grand Jury Indicts 3 in Tax Shelter Scheme

Fraud, IRS, Tax Evasion, Tax Fraud

A federal grand jury has indicted three people in what prosecutors described as one of the largest tax-fraud schemes in U.S. history, a complicated shelter that helped philanthropist Robert Wood Johnson IV, Hollywood media mogul Haim Saban and a few other wealthy clients avoid paying taxes on $1.3 billion in capital gains.

The charges came three years after a congressional report questioned the practices of Seattle-based investment firm Quellos Group LLC. The clients — who prosecutors said were misled about the nature of the shelter — have already paid the $400 million they owed, plus interest.

Jeffrey I. Greenstein, the former chief executive of Quellos, and Charles H. Wilk, a tax attorney and principal of the firm, face charges that include conspiracy to defraud the Internal Revenue Service, tax evasion and counseling false tax filings. Los Angeles attorney Matthew Krane, who represented Saban, is accused of directing him to Quellos in exchange for a $36 million kickback.

“We are keenly aware of the difference between aggressive tax planning and blatant tax fraud,” Eileen Mayer, IRS criminal investigation chief, told a news conference Thursday. “We know what’s going on and we’re going to stop it.”

Greenstein, 47, of Mercer Island, has extensive experience dealing with complex financial transactions and founded Quellos as Quadra Capital Management in 1994, according to the indictment unsealed Thursday. Wilk, 51, of Seattle, had previously worked for PriceWaterhouseCoopers, heading up the firm’s “wealth transfer solutions” practice in the Southwest.

Prosecutors say the two took advantage of financial secrecy rules in foreign locales, including Austria and the Isle of Man, as they created sham transactions on behalf of their clients in 2000 and 2001. The transactions were designed to show the clients lost money — offsetting whatever capital gains they had, and thus reducing or eliminating their tax liability on those transactions. Quellos collected a 2 percent fee on whatever “loss” the client wanted to show, an amount that came to tens of millions of dollars.

A Senate subcommittee published a report called “Tax Haven Abuses: The Enablers, the Tools and the Secrecy” in 2006. It detailed Quellos’ practices, and said Robert Wood Johnson IV used the firm’s POINT — portfolio optimized investment transaction — strategy to offset capital gains he made from selling securities. Johnson’s purchase of the New York Jets in 1999 was in part financed by the proceeds of those sales.

Saban used Quellos to help offset a $1.5 billion profit he made when he sold his stake in Fox Family Worldwide Inc.

The indictment alleged Greenstein lied when he testified to the Senate subcommittee about the company’s practices. Greenstein’s attorney, Jeff Robinson of Seattle, did not immediately return a call seeking comment, but told The Seattle Times the transactions in question were “vetted by world-class professionals, including numerous tax experts upon whom Mr. Greenstein, who is not a tax professional, relied in his role as CEO of Quellos.”

Wilk’s attorney, John Keker, insisted his client is innocent.

“The evidence will show that while working with Quellos colleagues and with advisers and clients in the structuring of these complex transactions, Mr. Wilk obtained and provided appropriate information and advice,” Keker said in a written statement.

Wilk and Greenstein are expected to make initial appearances in U.S. District Court in Seattle on June 18. Krane is detained at the Federal Detention Center in Los Angeles awaiting trial on passport fraud charges.

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  • en'>en: @SLeatherdale Could be. Also Apple-based. They certainly could broadcast when work is being done which slows, or makes data incongruous! 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: good morning universe, i'm too tired to think of anything particularly creative, snarky, or...i'm just tired. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: (@CMGrant07) Either ya'll don't read, or ya'll r ignoring me. Lol! RT: I need a rec. 4 an engaging, intriguing, yet informative... 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: can't believe Barbara Walters is reviewing Bruno... Or that I'm watching the view. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @mileycyrus =/ well you should rest!? or take some throat medicine...idk. being sick is no fun, i hope you get well =P 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @gint32 I was thinking @livestrongceo was more like robocop--he has some sort of paste or something he eats 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Remember the only way you can fail is to Do nothing or Quit. Quitting is easy. Success is forever. How big is your WHY? 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @Jenni_Tree For not being a fan of really smelly stuff (good or bad) warm vanilla sugar is my favorite from them 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @uhhjenn iPhone is cheaper than Blackberry :) Or are you buying it outright? 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: I don't want phone vibration in wee hours bringing bad news. every sms or call will scare the shit out of me now. fuck phone. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Dancing Toy Dancing baby will keep your face Smile alwayz $ 80. RT or Reply w/ http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/44 to buy Tue 10:45pm 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare... Either way I dont wanna wake up from u 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Conduit's Multiplayer - Took 5 Minutes to load a match, spawned OUTSIDE the map, have to wait for game to end or hard reset my wii - Mark 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: im talking to this way hot guy on msn. only if i was like a year older or something i could ov totaly went out with him. FUCKING LOL! 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Trying to figure life out..or my life plan, that is. I'm okay with never knowing. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @JadeLovesJB just like a sentance or two that i can make into text for the video. i need one from you. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @xDevikax ive written like 3 or 4 songs bout them. :) their corny. :) ahaha 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: RT @fleetadmiralj: @markosm How soon until some GOP Rep or major talking head says that 9/11 occurred under Clinton? 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: or 15 followers lol 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: @pwilson for 2010 - study of Duet. That book is blowing my mind right now. Or do an old school series - with a giant lifesize flannel graph 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: I'm back! What's up, fellow twits? Internet connection was down for a couple days. I spilled Dr Pepper into the motherboard or something. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Most difficult decision of the day... Apple Cinnamon or Multi Grain Cheerios. 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Baurain: Reading "Fed Independence or Fed Secrecy?" by Ron Paul- http://tr.im/sjnf #tlot #tcot #YAL 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: Can't see my own tweets on tweetdeck. Anybody had that problem, or know how to fix it? 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: RT @VH1sJunk PLEASE NOTE: I DON'T CARE IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT ME OR THE DANN SHOW...ARE YOU MAD THAT YOU TRIED OUT AND U DIDNT GET PICKED? 07/15/09 12:15am
  • en'>en: http://arabiantraveloffers.com/?p=811"ICANN’s $12M travel budget: Good will move or influence buying? (IT World)" 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @Vila21 I cooked myself to well done! LOL I smell like cooking chicken on bananas or something hahahaha! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: trying out twitter again, to see if i like it OR FB better!!! Toss up!!! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Meet or Beat Prices on Travel with great Vacation Deals - http://cli.gs/7jvtYa 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: At the end of the day, it's about who's boss, not integrity, truth or knowledge. Ignorance is the best asset one can have. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: hemingway's tonight with neila, or proper packing for trip with @lanini and catching up on sleep? debating it. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: or heathen (I can spell, sometimes) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: #mw2 your not a douchbag or w/e lmao 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @BrittGodwin Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to ridicule 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @MassManABZ Hell yeah son..believe it or not, Tdot is the same! But I love it actually. LOL! I'm not sure as of yet, but hopefully soon! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Microsoft is reporting an 8% increase in the use of it's new search site bing. One wonders if these are just people checking it out or what? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Got my model coming round this week to pose for it. also doing a portrait of a woman coming round not sure may use conte or charcoal 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @brattonline @terrodanjah me too or i'd settle for a sports car lol 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @jessicawrites thank you. but no worries, I'm not bitter or anything. something else will come along. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: And Marley barks at everthing noise right now... He needs to be around other dogs or he's going to thing he's the only one around.. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I'm going to bed or watch a movie 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: 3/4 of the way to your birthday? Or to your desired weight loss? Or both?? :) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: i always laugh when my roommates make legit meals while i cook mac & cheese or spaghettios. i'd be a horrible wife. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @ddockett #90 you talking in the game now or past for the rb's 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I'm considering teaching our dog to go get beer out of the fridge. Not sure if it's worth the effort or not. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/mf6zpk -Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection...Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I really could be a vegetarian. But Pooder won't eat veggies or fruit and I'm not cooking different meals. So tonite we had steak - sorry. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @BrandonBall either they were joking or they REALLY don't know you! hahaha how are you Brandon? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Why is it designers/developers are "ninjas" or "jedis" or "rockstars" these days? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • nl'>nl: Its gunna be Inge or Pena 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: ah...back. no tuna or salmon but i did get a new camera and a bunch of drinks: fresca, ginger ale, water, capri sun :) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @TanyaDenaliRPG (ooc im here but idk if my responses r late or something :S) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @genevaweaver I was thinking Atlantic Station, or one of the guys here said Underground? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Cory doctorow gave me props on my comment - or did he 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: just go back from babysitting. might or might not go to laura's tomorrow... 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @RichieSosa #lies: "i have ___ in me" (fill in with spanish, white, asian, indian or ne thing other than black).... smh.... rolling my eyes 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @missebony2u are you talking about me? Or someone else 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @KevinTerrell not like ridiculously old like maybe 5yrs difference or so 07/14/09 07:15am
  • da'>da: @BNen yeah, or at least jordan/blayne/tyler & friends 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Does Froot Loops even have that much of an odor, or is Toucan Sam's nose just THAT good? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Hey @ShaneDawson ---can you curse in the vids or no (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: +classical music, -computer. dunno whether i'm trying to study or fall asleep.. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @xXDesXx which one are u going to? Lancaster or VEntura? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: How can I be always sleepy? Is that because I sleep too much? Or because I need to sleep more?! Seriously, I need the answer for this. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @JBlazemusic its goin well, we are actually tryin to see if its the real single or not 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I swear the guy either fell asleep or was playing Solitaire for ten minutes. And he asked the same ?s over and over. #adobe 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Changed password and added new phone no. CA is hotter than OR. And amidst the mess of T2D (Things to Do), AUD Family winks at beginning. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Is anyone else tired of NO RAIN! I mean, alright already! Let's have a good rain... Not thunder or lightening, but RAIN!!!!!!!!! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @robstrat Thank U, I don't wear watches or any Jewels. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Looking 4 a person, company or conversation on a social network? Quick tip Type into Google "industry or person site: Twitter.com" 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @DasewigeLeben But nothing more than that. It's theft to take from the creditors to give to the church or charity. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: gonna play the game of life with my mum and brother. I could make some clever or cynical remark. instead, I'll spend time with my family 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: RT @LaraABCNews new #iranelection protest organized by email is to plug in all appliances & cause blackout when AN or Leader speak on TV 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: WHAT NO OPINIONS? what do u all think? Should I continue 2 charge my OEM batt when it gets low or switch 2 my 2600mAh seidio extended batt? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @CarolZangali I know, I know... hahahahahaha or better, everybody knows! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @lovely1inred should I put the pouch on the inside or the outside? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @f3nner_so_fr3sh i ment the one from yesterday or this morning IDK im confused 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @10isjess NO!!!!!!!! im so pissed off, not even cuz of that(tho it was cute) but i dont like bald or almost bald on him at all. he knows it 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Singleton is best consumed neat or on the rocks. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: BREAKING NEWS FROM ABANDON: TEXAS IS HOT RT @Abandonrock: Heat advisory for San Antonio Texas.Do not step outside or you will catch on fire. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @andrewsikora or lots of american idol and contests so far 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @SoulAdored65 YES that's it exactly Like a guy crushing on Shaq or a girl crushing on ...mmm .. Madonna? Shania twain? Posh spice-yep 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I know all parties must end sooner or later. But dammit @janetmfreder, I am not ready to go back to my real life :(. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: send me all ya hot tracks that's fire snippets or full tracks 2 maxwellkid45@yahoo.com or bigmoneyybaybee@tmail.com 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: so dad has to decide. . . surgery or more meds. . . 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Hey @ShaneDawson are you really ADD.. or ADHD? don't know the difference.. (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: I always think about this, Q) Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/oorlxs - Want to get him or her back? Find out how 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Hey @ShaneDawson mac or PC? (#SHANEDAWSON live > http://ustre.am/3Mr7) 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @ph3n0m3nalAJ nigga I don't play this internet gangsta shit so u can keep talkin ur shit.....nigga u won't come to jersey or cali to c me 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: My favorite me quote from #readercon has to be, "One should have to prove he or she has a First Life before getting a Second Life." 07/14/09 07:15am
  • es'>es: @iconne ya no me pasa, or eso me encanta mi cuenta @randomteam 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @Urvaksh oh come on! How many friends do u have on facebook? Hv u searched for old friends or high schoolers, shared pictures 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: wow Shakria or however you spell her name looks soo different with blonde hair. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: i wanna see albert pujols or carlos pena hit the $1,000,000 master card signs, all for stand up to cancer. #hrderby 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Ever wonder if TV, movies, books, etc are just ways to avoid or repress all of the bad things that happened that day? Is reality painful? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @Tamori_80 xD It's not even a low cut shirt or anything, you can't even see the outline of anything! 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Beauty tip: After a bath or shower is the best time to moisturize. The moisture will lock into your skin and keep it soft and smooth longer. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Could Rail Trip be another Precisionist? Equally competetive at 6 furlongs or 1 1/4 miles! Not many can do that. Great job Ron Ellis. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @XXXCoaching Hi Coach Erwin. I'll ping you my skype. Perhaps catch up in the next week or two. Speak soon my friend 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: It's dollar bowl night down the street dnt kno if I wanna go or not....I can bowl but the homies not tryna gamble against me when we bowl 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: i need either a new tattoo or a new piercing. like..bad. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @chowayu which soundtrack do you have? Elfman's or Prince's? I got both on sale ^.^ 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @Kay4388 ahahaha what episode was it...or do I want to know lol. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @josey_rebelle INNIT! not Fur Chest or Futures or Futterez...fucking hell 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @evinmc haha do it, ask some inane or insanely difficult question 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @_iheartzombies show me the proof there's no money. Must be some or we wouldn't see a new American Pie or national lampoon DVD every week 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: have there been ANY new Republic Project videos form Brooke lately? is my computer crap? or is the newest from the 7th? 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @malibupine yes!! But I'm not sure if it's Michael's or DC..lol I'm serious I am going on a procedure..pray for me.. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @DijahJonas How did you win? Or are you just good luck that? lol You're not meeting @honorsociety. @honorsociety is meeting YOU. haha 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -You can work from home, or anywhere else in the world 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: What the fuck purpose is a myspace "roleplayer" or fake? Why pretend to be someone youre not? Its just going to hurt you in the long run. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @niki2hi im just trying to be like youuu cool "tweeters" or whatever yall say ! GSR . 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @xybrewer I love listening to the BBC at night before bed or while going to sleep. Can't fall asleep to US news, but BBC? Yep. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Church does not support or encourage coups, says Venezuelan archbishop - Catholic News Agency... http://tinyurl.com/lj2n4c 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: USA: Baby Boomer-harangued—If mom or dad can't pay debts, adult children must! http://post.ly/1GA3 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @sonic1029 are the general tickets for Sonic Boom all ages or are they all 18+? the announcment is a bit unclear 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Believe it or not, I NEVER used Google Reader until a few months ago, since then - it has saved my life. #journchat 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @nigtok If you asshole hurts try Preparation H...or stick to oral. 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: @WISCTV_News3 since whole foods backed out, better a target than a walmart or copps 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: To shave the beard or not to shave the beard...that is the question in the form of a played out cliche. http://twitpic.com/a9zoj 07/14/09 07:15am
  • en'>en: Live in NYC, Austin, or Chicago? Use http://ridethecity.com to find a safe biking route 07/14/09 04:11am
  • en'>en: People across the land can find me at your favorite local bar! At least one bar. Or two. Specifically in NOVA. During the hours of operation 07/14/09 04:11am
  • en'>en: Do not use bars drunk men will stare down ur shirt, women will size u up, besides u'll wind up with a lush or drunk 07/14/09 04:11am
  • en'>en: @beebia Manuel still failed in not having Brian or Panda on the team. Oh well at least Brian can just chill. 07/14/09 04:11am
  • en'>en: really nice day in richmond. with or without a job i can only take this city a few more weeks... who's coming with??? @kranzmc haha 07/14/09 04:11am
  • en'>en: @2E1HSB One Minge or two my dear? 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: ok, whatever, lego club magazine :'d i dont even have legos or something like that :d 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Is a cherry a fruit or a berry ... just had one with two seeds, weird! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: RT @swichi293: Follow my friend, @swichi293 ,and win free swag. RT or learn more here - http://is.gd/1wnWV - #swichi293swag 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: We Fix Computers! No Matter Where you Bought It! Free PC Check Up! Find out more in store or online. http://tiny.cc/AR1L3 #fixcomputers ... 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: what do phonesex operators here on Twitter JennaMadison, abkatie or Ms_Scarlet have to do with AT&T NITEFLIRT phone sex fraud ? 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @mattraz haha. word, pamela's for real, or them crepes. thats my fav place for the pancakesque. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: I need more clients. Are you a business owner looking to move? Property owner looking to sell or lease? paul.chapman@south-tech.com 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: RT @analizaslim: @MarciaPecot are u workin wit pro tools cubase or what im always tryna get down <--- I'm sorry... What's pro tools cubase? 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Thats "love" when u can watch a girl suck ur mans Dingaling n think its hot....Or more then one...lmfaooooo 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: WOW i'm NEVER leaving my myspace or twitter signed on again while Andie is around. Fucking cunt. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: 12:08am/0:08am or howewer you write it, should be in bed 'cause i have time 2 the hairdresser @ 12 o'clock but first i'm gonna watch HarryP 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @keejack @mzzzkim @Calisweet13 I'm down for whatever. We may have to keep it PG or rather G for Kee's sake. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @twstephens doing well. you are looking awfully smart. 1/2 way there. Now if they trade him you are clairvoyant - or a great reporter 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @jmeyer88 it's one options. Obviously there are others like exercise, proper diet, or bulimia. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @alwayslaurel Oh I'm not worried about that. I feel exactly the same way. I just thought it was odd that it didn't say your blog name or w/e 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: needs your stories about corporate games-- FUNWARE! like do you love McDonald's Monopoly? (who doesn't?) or miles? Send me stories!! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • nl'>nl: @markhoppus pix or it didnt happen 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: or is it wrong that I even debate these things?! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: 25,000 Euro fine for blasphemous statements written or uttered in Ireland. Yikes! Makes you want to inundate their lawmakers with blasphemy! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Salutations to all you can call me zaya or mrmorebitches cuz I'm somethin like a playa (to kid cudi that new new beat) 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Give http://www.propeller.com/ a look to post news tidbits & vote 2 prop or drop news stories. 1 more way 2 promote Conservatism. #gop #tcot 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Selling quality books, both new and used. We also buy back books for cash or store credit! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @yasmeink ohh right, yep, 13th sounds gd to me :) and yep, we'll start it in a couple weeks or something :D YAY excited - ROADTRIP :D 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @Chinks1023 like I hate being tested yo. Smfh sometimes I wish u could reach through a pc or phone screen I would do damage. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @charlottefirth :o I'm very sorry, I don't log in too often XD. It's the 2nd one, madmath101. Or is it? Mwahaha! :D. No it really is >< 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: "Anyone who, can touch you, can hurt you, or heal you. Anyone who, can reach you, can love you, or leave you." I bruise easily. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @ariesbabie15 I know! our names are horrible. especially how Ambers are always mean or die in movies and books. :( lol 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: damn im hungry. i can eat like 2 breakfast burritos and a superfries from molca salsa or something.. im sooo hungry no food. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: Cannot type or write with this splint on my finger!! :-( thank god for vlingo! 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @canadave87 You can do that? Or was it just one of those lame voice-recog things that doesn't actually recog *anything*? 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @laylawnknee. What's the best news I wanna know. Text or call me or something. 07/14/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @LifeAndClimbs I never saw The Five, but I've seen Ben solo three or four times. Very cool. Seems like a nice guy too. V.talented! 07/14/09 04:10am