Rialto Tax Preparers Get Prison, Fines After Defrauding IRS

Fraud, IRS, Income Taxes, Tax Fraud, Tax Preparers

The patriarch of a Rialto tax preparation business was sentenced today in federal court to nine years in prison and must pay more than $15 million after he conspired to defraud the IRS.

United States District Judge Stephen G. Larson ordered Matthew Carl Berry, of Rialto, to pay $15,418,393 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service, according to IRS officials.

Berry was sentenced in United States District Court in Riverside. He will spend three years on supervised release following his release from prison.

Berry’s daughters, Karen Denise Berry of San Bernardino and Carla Denine Berry of Rialto, as well as Ivan Taylor Johnson of San Bernardino and Valerie Madel Dixon of Rialto were also convicted in the case.

At trial, Matthew Berry was convicted on charges that he conspired with others to defraud the IRS and filed false personal income tax returns for the years 2001, 2002, and 2004.

The IRS will continue to aggressively investigate tax return preparers who knowingly prepare false tax returns, said Leslie P. DeMarco, Special Agent in Charge, IRS Criminal Investigation, Los Angeles Field Office.

“These dishonest preparers undermine the integrity of our tax system and must be held accountable,” DeMarco said. “This nine-year sentence serves as a reminder to all tax return preparers who intentionally prepare fraudulent tax returns. Their disregard for our tax system can lead them to prison.”

The false tax returns prepared by Berry for clients, when combined with the returns prepared by the other defendants, created losses of more than $45,000,000 in tax revenue to the IRS, according to court documents.

Karen Berry and Carla Berry pleaded guilty before trial to various charges including conspiracy to defraud the IRS, aiding and assisting in the preparation of false tax returns and subscribing to a false tax return.

Johnson and Dixon also previously pleaded guilty to charges contained in the indictment.

Court documents state Matthew Berry operated the tax business out of his Rialto residence from 1995 through 2003, according to IRS officials.

In early 2000, the daughters, Karen and Carla Berry, began preparing false income tax returns at the business. Two years later, Johnson and Dixon started preparing false income tax returns as well.

In 2004, the business relocated to a commercial building in Rialto. Matthew Berry and his daughters formed N.C.K. Services, Inc., to operate the tax business.

According to the plea agreements of the Berry sisters, Matthew Berry controlled the cash paid by the tax preparation businesses clients. He typically paid each return preparer weekly, in cash, based upon the number of returns the preparer had prepared during the preceding week.

Further, Berry deposited large amounts of cash received from his clients into bank accounts, in a way to avoid arousing the suspicions of bank employees, the IRS said.

Berry and his co-conspirators also bought cashier’s checks using the profits earned from their fraudulent business in their own names and the names of third-parties. They then deposited those checks into bank accounts which they controlled.

Karen Berry and Carla Berry face a statutory maximum of 11 years in federal prison, fines totaling $750,000, and restitution when sentenced Aug. 31, according to IRS officials.

Johnson was sentenced to nearly three years in federal prison, followed by three years of supervised release. He was also ordered to pay $19,034,901 in restitution to the IRS.

Dixon was sentenced to five years probation, including 10 months home detention, and she was ordered to pay $19,034,901 in restitution to the IRS.

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  • en'>en: @FadingLullabies narh you shouldnt. not healthy. or.. im not a doc or anything. it just doesnt sound healthy eatin @ midnitee :) LOL :) <3 07/13/09 07:00am
  • nl'>nl: @tweetaprize 36 or 22 : ) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: If no credit, low credit or even “horrible credit” is keeping you from getting the finer things in life ... http://twt.gs/mBiCVf 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: I wanna cut my hair and grow a big afro RETRO I think I mite fux wit it on some quest love shit...or maybe a mohawk 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Dear MP: explain or abstain: If our politicians can’t explain this graph, how can they vote… http://tinyurl.com/nvfg6m 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Crystal MacNees 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Just got finished doing a small 20 minute workout. Going hardcore in the morning whether I like it or not. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @shanedawson like 8:00 pm here bitch lol or 9 idk. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: We're so concerned about whether or not we can heal on the Sabbath, that we're not healing at all. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: I miss Thone [insider] so much...he drives me crazy...well at least he's not trifling like some other guy or I should say boy I know... 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just money or things. (con'td) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @koool lol no prob..ill def make sure to let you know if its true or not!! 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Rule#139if you buy an affliction tee your tats automatically turn into tribal pieces. Or rule#140must have tribal tats to own affliction Tee 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @malzadoll now I just have to beat you to Tom. or what would you do if/when we met him? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: can i ride bikes in a denim mini skirt or is that not done? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Agent_M re: prototype. Fun or not? I'm pretty casual about gaming. Mostly like blowing stuff up and fighting. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: NEly 4 or 5, inc 6 at tms. Mod or ruf. Shwrs. Gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @OldPingHai we haven't had this Sonic too long. Maybe a year or two. Love chili cheese dogs, onion rings an slushys 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Jus chkd the wire its either bruno or entourage..hmmm 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: NE bec. cyclnc 3 or 4, inc 5 at tms. Slgt or mod, bec. ruf fr a tm in west. Occasional rain. Mod occ pr 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: The last time i woke up this morning and went online was like a year a go or two. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @SykoticWolf yay! i was said twice! but anyways are you doing a broadcast tonight or tomorrow? tomorrow = my last night i can use a computer 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: NE 5 or 6, occ 7 at 1st. Ruf occ mod l8r. Occasional rain. Mod occ pr 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood. Lol @Kailynwailyn and I played it all the time. I can't remember if I was harry or ron? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @mrgenius23 ps3 or xbox? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @goodlemax need html help.. where would you find the code for pictures on a side? code manager or html manager 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: E or SE 3 or 4, inc 5 at tms. Ruf occ mod l8r. Rain or shwrs. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @djadam12 @justinwarfield um, I just saw True Romance on Gold's Gym TV. Dont no if thats a good or bad thing, (followd by "Hung Up" madonna) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Nannerland haha yeah, @james_a_michael must have super powers or something :P 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Headlessgiant what are the odds of that ma dude, how come ma nigg,make sure u take care of that, i was wondering do u have the 3gs or 3g 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @bcuban Ya, you can take him out to dinner or something. Haha 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: S or SW 4 or 5, inc 6 at tms. Mod or ruf, occ slgt in RshC. Rain or shwrs. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: and i just mispelled a word or two in my last posted comment.. to that i say so what........ 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: SW 5 2 7, phaps gale 8 l8r. Ruf or v.ruff, but mod fr a tm in S Fitzroy. Sqly shwrs. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @JulieBanderas my wife wants your violet snuggy ... or whatever you call that gorgeous thing you're wearing. She is right. Very tasty!! 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Divorce: Get a legal divorce in 2 weeks without Lawyers or Court Appearances for only $395.Learn more http://www.LasVegasDivorceServices.com 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: NWly 4 or 5, occ 6 in SE. Mod occ ruf in NW. Shwrs. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Jaicenia Or notice an insane amount of dudes in tap out tees? lol 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Wly or SWly 3 or 4, inc 5 or 6 in NW. Mod or ruf. Rain or shwrs. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @iRep4AR LOL no prob, just making sure I could always see it if you said anything else to me...hate 4 u 2 think i igg'd u or sum shit 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @mrMattGilbert I think you're onto something with these. Did you write them or just find them? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Just woke up from an awesome nap!!!! Me n maddy took a nap without Pasi or parents!!! OW!! 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @rainnwilson Did Andrew Bird become popular all of a sudden? I've like him for like 5 or 6 years now. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Don't stay in comfortable situation or you will be forced to move forward in order to reach your destiny. And being forced will bring pain. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: SW 4 or 5, inc 6 fr a tm. Mod or ruf. Shwrs. Gd 07/13/09 07:00am
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  • '>: you should get some more nice polish at sally beauty supply. I love ... 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @gismohead that sounds cool. U wanna meet me there or something? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: I'm sick and tired of having to sort through 2.5 years and 150 pages of digital notes with nothing underline, marked or referenced. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: SW bckg S 3 or 4. Slgt or mod. Shwrs. Gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • no'>no: Business Gift or Promotional Advertising - http://tinylink.com/?GBjBhyrd4I 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Cyclnc bec. SW 4 or 5, bckg S 3 or 4 l8r. Slgt or mod. Rain at 1st. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Looking for Eye-Catching Custom Soccer Jerseys or Head-Turning Club Soccer Jerseys? - http://shar.es/CkN2 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Seriously, don't give your code to or add 133! http://twitpic.com/a6dej 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @pjredd Dumb question, but do u or anybody u know have a pool? Or do u go to a lake somewhere? I can't remember ever seeing pools up north. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Davtad Oh that's right, and amazingly Dan is EATING fritos w/frito bean dip! Ironic or what? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/n5ttze -most innovative yet easy-to-use tool for an automated online business that yields 6 or 7 digit earnings range 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Over half a million women die every year in pregnancy or in childbirth complications, 99 percent of them are in developing countries. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Seeing Jackson Browne reminded my of driving through or by Kamloops at 4:00 AM years ago, running on empty 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: 2 am pff im soo hyper, but im gonna sleep, or atleast tryin lol xx 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @awallens Hmmm...don't remember. I'm running JAWS 10, but I think you may be right. I want to say you have to have at least 8 or 9. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: reading LA Candy at barnes and noble with the best friend... thinking whether or not to buy it for myself... lol 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Questions, comments, or requests should be directed to @AtheistDoug. GlobalAtheist is an unmanned bot updating four times an hour. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @1KID1 turns out he has a gf or so he says. And he's faithful. Haha me rapping? Is never gonna happen. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @YoungBillyMays OR maybe i'm seeing this wrong, and it is a fake! 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Heading into the Delacorte right now. Twelfth Night or What You Will is about to begin... 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: SEO Hey here is a ONE (1) free Hosting website, and you can give one away too http://ow.ly/2RnT and/or Free VIDEO http://sn.im/hqysq 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @RealSkipBayless who you got winning the AL West? And which Bonds do you mean, Bobby or Barry? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: can't wait til he gets off work. i love when he finds the time to text or call me while he's at work. nice to know i'm on someone's mind :) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: 'BlackBerry Storm 2 spec'd, 3G-equipped or'... - http://adjix.com/rufu 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @Smankh Also, tell me a genre next time, or I will spout mangas endlessly . 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Okay! I'm back. Whittled email down from 250+ to just under 150 to read or respond to. Lots of great contacts while I was gone! More lat ... 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: the kitchen better b spotless when i get home 2nite or there will b hell 2 pay...and parents 2 b called 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: -jumping around- WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS FUCKING MONSTER-INDUCED ENERGY THAT I'M NOT USING ON SEX AND/OR DEBATE!? SUGGESTIONS, ANYONE!? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: W bckg SE 3 or 4, occ 5 at 1st. Slgt or mod. Rain or shwrs l8r. Gd occ mod l8r 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: *cough* *cough* im sick.....or am I? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Reminder... you have until tonight to get your WWE Fantasy Roster set or join. Go to this link to play http://tinyurl.com/n8c6b2 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: Man, it's raining pretty hard. Talk about a blue Monday. Is there a typhoon or something? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @calvinwilliams oh really? learn anything or drop any knowledge? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @millertime773 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeah i need u in MD mama... ASAP!!!! email me some powers or something 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Cyclnc bec. W 4 or 5, bckg E or SE 3 or 4 l8r. Slgt or mod. Rain or shwrs. Mod or gd, occ pr 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: I think the next posting should be like model of the week or something! I don't know. Give me some ideas?? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @pepperdiddy ohh really? 2gb? or 1? i was just thinking about buying some at work. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • no'>no: @JoanneRighetti Or a cat? 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: no body can dock or rock a verb like T.o.C. check me out on factoidz.com Cole the Truth 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Ely bec. cyclnc 5 or 6, bec. Sly 3 or 4 l8r. Slgt or mod. Shwrs, rain at 1st. Mod or gd 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @jillianmack yikes! i dont know if i could take a freezing shower...i might have to be the smelly one at work for a day or 2 ;) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: RT @ScottAndrew1: @jdeTRGYC get me one bro, or just burn it for me. :) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Ely 3 or 4, vrng Sly 4 or 5, inc 6 fr a tm. Slgt occ mod l8r. Occasional rain. Mod occ pr 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: What's worse: sneaking into a movie, or sneaking wine into a movie? (WinWin?) 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: idk wether to block dem out or let them in!!!!!!!! 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: @meganaulet or b. christopher meloni! duh 07/13/09 07:00am
  • en'>en: I love California but beauty only goes so far...at some point you must have something more to offer or the relationship is over. 07/13/09 07:00am
  • '>: Ely 3 or 4, occ 5 in south, bec. cyclnc 4 or 5. Slgt or mod. Occasional rain. Mod occ pr 07/13/09 07:00am
  • nl'>nl: @MissChrisBaby I'm not scurredd of u u or u 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @crazylikethat or read Y: The Last Man? http://tinyurl.com/klrhbh 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: same age or older females for those super chill layed back still go crazy and hit a bar way way more wild nights and more "grown" nights :) 07/13/09 02:55am
  • : toenails out with rusty pliers? #ala2009 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @AcheronHades --so that it's not tangent with the bubble in that spot? so either move it completely in the bubble or like, more to the left- 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @elbirth They are surprisingly good actually. Never going to be as good as a controller/or keyboard+mouse, but it's really quite fun! 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: he wasn't my guy or anything..he was some douchbag that was doin' my girl and thier kid wrong...i hope he enjoyed the new flavor! 07/13/09 02:55am
  • nl'>nl: Denise Denise... or was that Blondie... and even Denis............... 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @omgyannitee WOULD U LIKE ME TO GO LIVE OR IS DIS YO NIGHT? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @Asbardella they must kidnap them and put them in the studio-no girl that hot likes cars....or Jeremy Clarkson... 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @3one6 what?? lol is it rly broken or r u sayin that cuz we cant hit a hr lol 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Dollhouse is getting better, I must say. Turning into Joss Whedon's new Firefly. Whether or not DH will b cancelled or not remains 2 be seen 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Found a very faint vertical line of blue pixels on my new D700's LCD :O( Do I send off for repair or live with it? Dunno how long wud take. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: If you had to (needed to) get a new email address would you choose Yahoo, Hotmail, or Gmail? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @jont I laughed out loud when I read the Sherlock Holmes line "Watson was woken by Holmes' sudden ejaculation," or something smilar 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @NathanBacon hah thx, idk I hate it, gonna cover it up with colored roses or somethin like that 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Never know what to say or what to do in new circumstances so i just play it by ear! I think I did ok! 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @swtbunz Around 4-ish or something? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Or is Mulkey at the airport? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Watched swimming and golf today while enjoying a cup of coffee (or two). I love Sunday. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: The buttons on this phone are too small for panic calls or texting. Just glad I don't live in no drive and text state like CA. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: HARRY POTTER! omg watch Potter Puppet Pals or A Very Potter Musical :D 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Dany wasn't funny: 'So you lost 3 inches in 3 weeks? From your face or from your hips?' - and he was expecting me to laugh. Well, I didn't. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @eBeth use an IDE to Firewire cable (faster) or IDE to USB transfer cable to hook up old drive. Download cloning program and hook up. x 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @Ginsy Hmmm that is true, it's like my typo twitch or something xD 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: is asking himself again and again if some politicans(like @muentefering or @pofalla) twitter on their own, it doesn't look like... 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: do i have to spell it out for you; or scream it in your face? oh, the chemistry between us could destroy this place. <3 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @croom4 @YUNGCUDDY fuqq ya niggas i be up hilltop lol sike naw wadd up but i do post up hilltop on upland all da tyme or uptown on hermitage 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Attn all those who are or might be working on that logo for me- there are some changes. Email me if I didn't text you. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: You ghetto if you got a criket or boost mobile 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: #ImWrong about the end of the world..or am I? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Oops, UC even... Hmm, what to do. For some reason Top Gear is winning out over D. Gray-Man or Wii at the moment :S 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: RT : Make sure on all your tweets today you put #sammie on the end or in the beginning we have 24hrs to make @PrinceSammie a trending topic 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: First out to Hanna behind 2nd - then a K - and a f3 top3 ~ anyone out there today or am i talking to myself? Reply to @socalpumas 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: New rates at the studio! Half off for hippies or the undead! Provided they don't leave anything behind... 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @paramorepaul thats mean paul im not going to talk to you or go to gO:AUdio or any other concerts with you untill you say sorry. ¬¬ 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: RT @blabstr Standard Precautions in Venipuncture: For patients known to be or suspected of being infected with .. http://tinyurl.com/plwu3f 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Laugh or cry? >> @mattwilliams The news: http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson389.html 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: @CoachNancyP The four consultants that I hang out with find no error in that logic or quest. 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: score, not hungover and i cleaned up quickly. oh, and this is update # 200. Do i get a medal or something? A cake at least? 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Why is this white lady actin weird at wal mart. Do I look scary or what 07/13/09 02:55am
  • en'>en: Hmmm what time should i leave dc tomorrow 6 am 1130 12 30 or 340 07/13/09 02:55am