Filing an Amended Return

Amended Return, Form 1040, Form 1040x, Income Taxes, Personal Finance

So you just figured out you made errors on your 2008 Form 1040, which was filed only a month or two ago. Or maybe you missed some tax-saving deductions or credits on your 2007 return, which was filed last year. Don’t feel bad. With today’s ultracomplicated tax rules, anyone can make a mistake. You can fix it — whether it’s in your favor or not — by filing an amended return on Form 1040X.

While this might sound like a daunting task, it’s actually pretty easy in most cases. Here’s what you need to know.

If you are due a refund. If amending your return will produce a tax refund, the deadline for filing Form 1040X is generally three years after the original return for the year in question was filed. If you filed your original Form 1040 before the April 15 deadline (or before Oct. 15, if you got an extension), you’re considered to have filed it on the deadline for purposes of the three-year rule.

For example, say you filed your 2007 Form 1040 on April 15, 2008, and paid the tax due on that date. You now realize you should have itemized deductions instead of taking the standard deduction. You have until April 15, 2011, to file an amended return to claim your refund. The same deadline applies if you filed your 2007 return on March 15, 2008, or Feb. 15, 2008.

Naturally, the sooner you file the amended return, the sooner you’ll get your refund.

If you need to pay additional tax. This is a trickier situation. If you now realize you understated your tax liability on the original Form 1040, you’re expected to file an amended return and pay the additional tax. If you don’t and the Internal Revenue Service discovers the error, the government will bill you for the unpaid tax plus interest (currently at a 4% annual rate) and levy a failure-to-pay interest-charge penalty (at a 6% annual rate).

Depending on the nature and size of the error, you might get dinged with other penalties, too. But the IRS can waive those penalties if you show you had a reasonable cause for the underpayment. For example, you might have reasonable cause if you relied on incorrect advice from a paid tax professional, experienced a defect in a tax-preparation software product or received inaccurate information (such as an erroneous Schedule K-1 from a partnership).

The sooner you file an amended return and pay the tax, the sooner you’ll stop racking up interest and the failure-to-pay penalty.

While you probably know the IRS doesn’t audit very many returns these days, you’re highly likely to get caught if your Form 1040 omitted income that was automatically reported to the feds on an information return (such as a Form W-2 or Form 1099). Be warned: The IRS generally has three years after the date the original return was filed to discover errors and omissions and assess additional tax, interest, and penalties. This is the so-called three-year statute of limitations rule. However, a six-year window applies if the original return understated gross income by over 25%. And there’s no statute of limitations on a fraudulent return.

If the original return understated your tax bill by only a small amount, you should probably file Form 1040X and pay the IRS if for no other reason than to clear your conscience. But if there was a large understatement, this is a can of worms you don’t want to open before understanding all the consequences (including the possibility that your friendly state tax collector may step in). Consider hiring a tax pro with experience in dealing with past-due tax problems. Hopefully, you can get off the hook with minimal penalties. In any case, be prepared to pay the past-due tax plus interest.

How to fill out Form 1040X. Whether applying for a refund or paying back taxes, filling out the actual 1040X form is usually pretty easy if you take your time and carefully follow the instructions. The form is only two pages long.

Make sure to use the current version of Form 1040X, which you can print out from the IRS Web site (www.irs.gov; click on Forms and Publications). If you need to attach corrected or additional tax forms, be sure to use the forms for the year you’re amending. For example, if you’re filing Form 1040X to claim additional itemized deductions for 2007, you’ll need to attach a corrected 2007 version of Schedule A. The IRS site has prior-year tax forms, too (click on Forms and Publications; then click on Previous Years).

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  • en'>en: @mileycyrus i love ur music!! my fav is "he could be the one"!!!!!!!!!!!! please write me back btw my name is megan or megg!!!!!!!! 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: NOU pe stiumuzica.ro 13 iulie în muzică: Rod Stewart a fost onorat cu rangul de ofiţer al Or.. http://tinyurl.com/l38476 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: I want a white or black jeep renegade hard top ! NOW im dying my parents better get it for me for my 18th or I will CRY. I sound like a brat 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @MusicallyAmanda haha thats what you comment on? Not that I'm awake, or that my last tweet was UPSIDE DOWN? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: might play wow or psp not sure i want to try out psp guilty gear 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Vinny and the boys are back!....or are they? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: VH1 Great Debaters. Bigger impact because of a sex tape? Paris or Kim Winner: @KimKardashian 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Geek tip for the day: Hold Shift + Left or Right Arrow Key on your Keyboard to select text. P.S. It's faster to Ctrl + A 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: IDGAF if Michael's black, white or friggin' yellow! He'll always still be beautiful to me, but boy do i miss that suckerr :( 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: needing to buy a new car... s-max or C4 Grand Picasso - any views out there? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @psychezhar316 or invade her front... whatever ur into... 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: I need to stop tweeting. Text me or sumfing. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @schzimmydeanie Have you tried jumping on the bed? Or doing a really rockstar move and like, breaking a lamp or something? haha 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: So Twitter, there's a family Twitnic coming up on the 26th.. You in or what? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Is the movie Bruno good or what? Getting mixed signals here. Some people said it was good and some said it sucked... 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: #Lies@ Hollywood757 or @BOOGZBOOGETZ ain't my homeboys 07/13/09 07:30am
  • nl'>nl: Buy It or Burn It: Tori Spelling’s Zebra Look http://tinyurl.com/mryr7t 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: It's 3:30 here. Why can't I fall asleep? Is it the fact I miss you or the fact I haven't prayed? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @girrbo It's never to early or too late for cake, darling. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Reviewing for cpa board exams BLOWS!!! i wish i had superhuman brains. Or superhuman capabilities to NOT be lazy. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: I either failed or failed tweeter to my ear. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @Creme718 U LOOK GOOD.. AND SO DOES YOUR HAIR.. U JUST TALK, TO PEOPLE.. OR JUST SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND,, THATS WHAT I DO.. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @KiMiSTRY ima be down yo way... seein if you tryna chill or sumthin... so clear up your schedule lol =) 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @katieambrose91therewassomethingwrongwiththe timer, whenever it's a cold day or I change from reverse to drive it would stall, fixed now :D 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Amused or confused? I meant Found another 20.... 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Get 300 followers a day. Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip http://tinyurl.com/levocb 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: refinance morgage: What is a good school to learn Commercial Real Estate that I can take online or... http://shortna.me/0eb7a 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: u ain't neva here him talk about candler rd., or panola, or gresham rd?? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @chrissinicole another day or 2 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: eBay: BOB BARKER Game Show Vtg60s SIGNED PHOTO Truth OR Price $29.25 http://tinyurl.com/lt5ou4 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @Wikivic Woolworths!? I thought they went out of business. Did their on line survive, or is this just a shadow of a future past/passed? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • '><a href="http://twt.gs/KJQP">http://twt.gs/KJQP</a>: MORE INFO/The Full Story, CLICK HERE 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Every Saturday & Sunday @ FUEL | $25 BLOODY MARY PITCHERS or MIMOSA KITS with choice of appetizer! http://tiny.cc/whWdE 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/m8nklu - Need to make money online? $400/day or more or $4000/Week?? Copy my campaign! 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @accyref I can't be assed with her anymore she's not the woman I knew or loved 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: May or may not go see HP. All the movies went downhill after the second one. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @ndranny baca dan bales ran.. hihihihi.. click the url.. u will route to homepage or someone photos 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/lkx6tg - Want him or her back? Here's how 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Instead of making the program myself or with the help of a friend. were waiting for a completed one. hehehe 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: #lies I don't have phone sex and/ or masturbate. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @berlinsnow lol I go to sleep around 7am and wake up around 4 or 5 pm 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @MeYahh HAHAHA i totz will XD do you think he'll get scared or just laugh?? :P my friend thinkshe'll crack up laughing if i say it to him 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @sunandareed You'll get to meet Ollie when I come to merry ol' England or you come to Aussie Land. :) And yes, he's hairy and I LOVE IT!! :) 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: thats all he did. he didn't want them to be afraid or upset. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Fruit or shredded wheat? You decide. 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Would you rather be trapped in a loveless marriage where you depended on your spouse financially, or be poor forever with the one you love? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: I can't decide if I should buy all those clothes from Urban or not... 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Very politically correct deal or no deal! 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @Kimjongil is it true you have cancer? or is it just south korean propaganda 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Organization or Individual: "there are more ways to fall than to succeed"...great eye-opening reminder 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: RT @fotozine: Brick wall ahead or Why Moore’s Law does not apply to digital photography - http://is.gd/1wtC5 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: says recently, my mail are all lost, dunno if the postman took them home or wad.. tsk tsk zzzz http://plurk.com/p/198hy2 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: #sportsbikes im looking to get the Kawasaki Ninja 500. cheaper and great on gas. or the Kawasaki 650r. lots more power.. i like the 500.you? 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: Another week with 500 or 600 miles driving in it - shooting a caravanning feature for this autumn. Two nights away, one in a caravan . . . 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/ntz26j -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE!~ 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: #lies #truth ? hu wants to play truth or dare 07/13/09 07:30am
  • en'>en: @bblayah Couldn't have said it any better, or more beautiful! <3 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: i can say atleast 75% of the women i follow or that follow me are bangable :-) 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Cherry brandy has gone into hibernation. In a month or two I might be able to mix a proper Blood and Sand. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: You anticipate being hurt again and muster up all defenses to avoid the pain, whether physical or emotional. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Swear to god twitter lyin to me lol.Or i cant count cuz i aint seein all of my followers. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Waffle house has the biggest omelets ever! I couldnt even eat my toast or hash browns . 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Im realizing the stages of me wanting to grow up. I dont know if this is a good or bad thing? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @JD_2020 is there an email we can reach you at if it is too long for twitter? Its nothing bad or annoying, I promise. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @Drewcan777 Hilarious tweet! I'm glad you used GreenWise as your training grounds for your mind control...or butt control maybe? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: so did i watch too much NCIS/HEROS/RUSH or what ? *sigh* 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @maltamarketing Car indicator in Malta actually called explanator. Rarely used to explain wild manoeuvre. Or on Xmas day. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: RT @diebold794 We will either find a way or make one. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: hopin there will be wifi at rhonda or this gonna be my last tweet in a week.. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Good night or good morning, going back to bed. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: ok, posts feitos! My head hurts, and I`m off to bed. Nighty night, or good morning I don`t care. Xx 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @Lakersx72 Do you love susy or do you just need susy? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: I'd like to visit political sites or upload iran's protest videos 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Im twittering right now! Woot! Haha. Or as Maya would say "Twitterahh" She's gangster. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: shoooutieess taahh @staxx619 :)! !!! follooooww now or yer sus ! 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @Sydney_Uni is that a rhetorical question or are we supposed to try and answer? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: RT @jameszahn: Getting the Gore Store ready to re-open. If you need FANGORIA or STARLOG back issues, we'll have the deals. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Schedule tweets that will be published every X number of hours, days, or weeks. http://twitRobot.com 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: ...or not :/ fuck. lol 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @prjshaun is that a good or bad thing.... I'm scared to really ask that... 07/13/09 07:26am
  • no'>no: @JustinPollard Claw, ball peen, sledge, club, upholstery, framing, drilling, stonemason's, geologist's, tinner's, drilling, gavel, or power? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: I'm 30 MINUTES FROM ATL AND MAD THAT NONE OF MY HOMIES OR HOMEGIRLS TOLD ME IT WAS RAININ LIKE THIS, I CAN'T SEE 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @Anushray: happy or sad? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: Kay we getting tatted 2moro or what? 07/13/09 07:26am
  • nl'>nl: @joichere 15 kids? Or 15yr old? http://myloc.me/9OBE 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: My own awesome Iced-Coffee recipe. 700ml Full Cream Milk, 2teaspns coffee, 3 teaspns sugar, 1 large scoop of ice-cream. Shake or blend! 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: to delete plurk account or not to delete plurk account... 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @steveathon Can you come and fix my internet or computer or whatever the hell won't let me vid chat in @Dready10's chatroom? :-) xoxo 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @jaketaustin either your dead? or its bedtime? orrrr youuu just thinking off a sexyy wayy to @ reply @ashleybella hope ur not dead. 07/13/09 07:26am
  • en'>en: @mattgodbolt Aw, sorry, I've seen several G1s around, and even a Magic. Maybe Cambridge commuters are more affluent. Or geeky. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: theres something running around down here in the familyroom or inbetween the bulkhead and door! D: 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @3minds:go to bed you have to work tomorrow.. or you could.. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: We will either find a way or make one. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Sad not to live in UK or US ==> can't use twitter on my phone ^^ 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Who do I hit up first from the weekend? The hypnotic author, or the all girl punk band. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: RT@johncmayer If u reply 2 me wit 1.)how much I tweet or 2.)anything re: time of day n my circadian rhythm, might I whisper 2 u that u lose. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: There's a company selling Collagen Marshmallows. Chew em and your skin's meant to improve. Is it just me or has the world gone mental? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @katherine_baker Who's happier here, you or Daddy ? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: iz u iz or iz u aint 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: this is my second time on... i dont even know how to use this or change anything! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @roddenberry a zoo you drive in, cames with teepees, or cabins? We love you and miss u!!! Kim 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: RT @BrakeL8Turn: @WollongongTwits Get to the head of the tail ... long or short, this is the first place to be in town. #twittergong 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people. Earl Nightingale #voss ¨°º¤ø„ 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @BerlianAyudya r&b is ok / i agree sometimes its a little much / r.kelly or jodeci always singing about making babies / 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @TangiersOrBust thats like asking "is having your dick ground up in machinery worse than having it dissolved with acid?" either/or is bad 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Picked up 5 books on audio CDs - 3 or them Michael Crichton - some of the best around. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: sad, but true in the reasons they give. maybe it is too hard or just an illusion to find someone 'forever'. as i said, sad if its true ... 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @tinapatina what's odd? you going to bed now, or just up? [what's the time with you? 2am?] 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Mike following me on Twitter. I can't lie or exaggerate or talk shit about him anymore. Boo! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: i think it's weird that celebrities tweet. and i always question whether or not the celebrities are actually real. i mean, really? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @sunshineliron. That recent tweet can have a underlying meaning...or my mind is thinking TOO much 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: #fact: All the good men are taken. Either living in different area codes, have personal issues, or are married/wifed up! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @ceggs I have great legs !!! Haven't worn long trousers for around 6 or 7 weeks, except in work. Just decided, shorts 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: to sleep or not to sleep? have to leave for SFO by 4:30 am. ugh. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Twitter used to be a social networking site. Then Chuck Norris heard about it. Now people only tweet about Chuck Norris...or else vis ckliar 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @KID_ON_DABEATS THE INDUSTRY IS ALL ABOUT WHO U KNOW OR ATLEAST WHAT U KNOW 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Can't sleep. I miss dorm life. Would rather hurl shoes at @BunnySoft or teach Orgo to @anujKap or ask @viviandnguyen about the f'ing weather 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @bzakoolchiq I knw but I thought I told u to let me knw if u got that sat off n u nvr said nothn..its whatevr...u leavin fri with me or sat? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @missodessa more Xs than not it isn't that they all chipped n 4 the bottle only ONE person is ballin...the rest r bumzzz or cheap by choice 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: back after a w/e full of activity. did not turn on laptop once. should I be proud of that or should I just bow to the inevitable. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: If you play WoW or looking for free computer advise check out my blog @ blog.warcraftedpc.com 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: hmm...my first test tweet or tweest... 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: So there was no Bjork, PJ Harvey, Madonna, Sinead O'Connor, Britney Spears, Kate Bush, or Tori Amos in the #Hottest100? That's just dodgey!! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: either wants less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @complex1me Hey Tricia, DM or Myspace me when U get a chance!! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Bob Mofatt, "This debate is really not about health care (cost or coverage), its ultimately about POWER And CONTROL." 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: I guess I should try to go to sleep. It is 12:30, and my alarms will be going off in 2 1/2 hrs. Or I could watch another Harry Potter movie. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @RossBrawn But you need a driver who can step straight into that car and cover JB and come second or pos win if need be 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Do other women read while they pee? Or am I all alone with this one? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: i dont want to be around zombies, tall buildings, or wood ladders for a very long time...THATS A WRAP! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @eyemanut87 turn your bluetooth on and see how many people can you connect to .. send them funny songs or files 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @gracesux you should make them give u a payrise or u will start being evil to the customers and infect their brains with evil! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: You can tell by my words the rap game gave me birth and for better or for worse i always put the mic first. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @dorkieness he works at some law firm lol he's covering for his boss or something? Lol 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Reminder:when eating hot Ramen soup,make sure u twirl the noodles carefully or hot broth will land in your cleavage & burn your boobs. LOL 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @pellism not wearing my glasses and can't read whether it says six or eight pm... Either way IWISH!! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: STAY AWAKE ALITTLE LONGER OR LEENUH WILL SHOOT U. =D 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @TroyWalsh We update our site at irregular intervals, whenever there is some news or new content. Enjoy. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: RT @awakeningstweet: Hold to your Vision...it is always the first Intuitive Flash or Insight that is the True Higher Vibration Direction. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @EvelynLys Either that or we just start from where i last posted. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @Danderma My friend is diabetic and she called that place (Xcell or something) the email is kinda fake! 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: toinks created "The Computer Dictionary (The best way To learn Computer)" Click http://trim.su/06CS or visit http://www.pinoytambaygro ... 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: People laugh in a half-suppressed, indecorous, or disrespectful manner when I tell them I like Snickers. 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: "i feel like my nipplets are on fire or something" really @lolMEGANftw REALLY!? hahahahah 07/13/09 07:25am
  • '>[590...: rotating component in a motor vehicle drive train 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: #Truth my mood went south around 2pm or sooo.... 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: made a fatal cut on this here goat. no woodglue in sight to fix it. bedtime? or search for glue fix the block and keep cutting? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @kennethdaniel i bought a beehold, sold it & didnt use the money to pay the phone then bought another phone and didnt pay it or my bill 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @GiulianaRancic Indonesia as in Indonesia or just Bali? when will you be visiting? perhaps do an E! show from here. haha! ;-) 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: @sarahniicole hahahahhaha..is it a boy or girl..do u know 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: RT @iAmOshun #truth the problem isn't that your a house nigga or a field nigga. the problem is that your a nigga. educate yourself.{{{PREACH 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Is there light at the end of a tunnel..or is the tunnel just too dark for light to see through it...? 07/13/09 07:25am
  • en'>en: Why can't I get a direct flight from NYC to LAX for under, oh, $1000?? Or 1 stop non-red-eye for under &500?? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Stilll in the studio someone please please kill me. Or finish my model :-) 07/13/09 05:30am
  • '>: & do you wanna do Friday or Saturday? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @mitchelmusso i think youre sooo cuuuute :o) i would love it if you just said hi or something!! :o) 07/13/09 05:30am
  • '>: ps i think u should do a feature on the macdonald bros 07/13/09 05:30am
  • it'>it: emak gw OR banget deg *ogah rugi* nyuruh" rapat di amplaz tapi gg mau bayarin. yg mbayari orang lain. -_- 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: The moisture hours- the late hours of the night reserved for the person you want to have sex or are having sex with 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Spending countless hours in front of your computer surfing the net, doing homework, writing email or working? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: "“The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad,..." http://tumblr.com/xi42bp 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: needs phones that won't pocketdial my grandma or @adamika especially if I'm flirting with filthy frat boys @ 1am 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: For better or for better, i am finally done with all my undergrad classes! 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: this http://tinyurl.com/ndw9hj or the iPhone 3GS. Choices. Choices. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: #lies my dick is HUUUUGE! (lol yall need to quit. let the ladies *or the fellas* be the judge of that.) 07/13/09 05:30am
  • : Feel free to elaborate on your answer in th.. http://tinyurl.com/mg5fg7 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @jstew1232003 it will never be acquired by me lol. im a hard liquor or malt liquor type of girl. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @Kaye_Lovely wow! why the hell then. I am afraid of suspend. when I get a new computer or use 1 @ library I am delete most of my tweets. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • '><a href="http://twt.gs/KJQP">http://twt.gs/KJQP</a>: MORE INFO/The Full Story, CLICK HERE 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @martinwalsh will Outlook be using Word or IE as the email reader? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: I'm getting sick or something. Nose is plugged up, can't taste anything. Some fever. In the summer? Fuck! 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: need more coffee and/or more sleep, what else is new? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: #lies :: i dOnt eat pussy...i did it cus it was her bEE.day...lOlss Or in Otha wOrds YES I EAT HELLA PUSSY 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: RT @hoecop: #lies " this my car... im jus lettin him drive" <or "my car in da shop right now" 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Being new to this, I'm rather curious: is a past tense twitter a twit or a twat? Just tryin' to pick up the lingo. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @TomTownsend Definitely. Black masses or shadows can be very intelligent and very bad sometimes. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @bethany_ishere i know that would be awesome. I wish it was summer here now or i wish i was in America. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: are you a simple girl or a katie girl? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @stevefleck You recommended the Vittoria EVO CX Tubular tire, but do I need a tubular or a clincher for an Aerospoke, It's the glue-on kind. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: RT @TheColumns: We're up to 100 followers...let's add another zero or two to that people 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @C_Flor well for me its great lol she is cranky and her belly is huge. lol she will pop soon, i give it a week or two then Liam will be here 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: RT @IranNewsNow Rafsanjani at Friday pryrs means either he has cut deal w/ Khamenei or he'll use his clout 2 agnts Kham+Ahmadi #iranelection 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Or even by the cannons...http://twitpic.com/a7ce6 http://twitpic.com/a7cex We found the lighthouse: http://twitpic.com/a7cg3... 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Yogurtland Flamingo @ 215 Vegas best frozen yogurt places. Pour your own 7 or 8 flavors, variety of great toppings. 40 cents per oz. Thank O 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Or even by the cannons...http://twitpic.com/a7ce6 http://twitpic.com/a7cex We found the lighthouse: http://twitpic.com/a7cg3... 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: twitter world should i go to bed or no???i only gots 3 people people on here and thats jackalltimelow alexalltimelow and buzznet 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: There is lots of spam here on the twitter. This person is 8000% spamtastic. Can you spot the 4 or more to tell? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: #lies "I would never fuck or have a baby by Lil Wayne" 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @leonacraig ha ha, you got the yalebot! I got the harvardbot the other day for some reason or another. and... definitely rebel. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Reminder a business plan is a statement issued by the owners or managers of a business outlining how they expect the business to develop… 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: or if anyone wants to respond plz do 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • '>: NOW wht happn 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: #lies I was sleep or I didn't hear the phone 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: or am i just too logical for this world? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: RT @squawkfox: What's tougher during the Tour de France, riding or eating? http://tinyurl.com/mju5yy 9000 calories anyone? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Recently ordered some parts for my slotcar race... (or my son's #slotcar race...) Preparations for vacation. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @ElyssaD I'm a simple man. I don't want to make fun of anyone right now. Just come here and read me Shakespeare or Norman Maclean. ;) 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Your business is never really good or bad "out there."Your business is either good or bad right between your own two ears. Zig Ziglar 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @HelloThereEmily Is he, dead dead, or does he have a chance? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: just got the edward cullen remix(or whatever you want to call it) of kanye's "heartless" sent to my phone. almost died laughing. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: The "HOT LIST"@: http://tinyurl.com/lglcpz Vacations starting@$99/wk Domestic or Intrntl. Membrshp required to receive vacation discounts. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @JBARSODMG Tell them kids to pull up to a southwest gate or a continental gate... don't delta own that place? and they aint got a gate? O_o 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: school's out. believe it or not I got MOS from the teachers. that sucks and hell so useless! -.- worrrd 07/13/09 05:30am
  • : http://tinyurl.com/dymbza 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: At disney waiting for fantasmic...3rd or 4th best day of my life-matt morrison and new york only one's ahead of it. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Libertycon in 99 chars or less: lost some status, lost my jumper cables, and possibly lost a friend, but it was all worth it! 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Verizon or Sprint Blackberry? I'm still trying to decide 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @Jason_YEEC skydiving or just taking a scenic hike someone ammmmazing basically anything that is teaching me smthin new that I was afraid of 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @DrSnooty are you really a doctor or what? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Subconscious Mind or your personal thoughts...I express Joy, Beauty, Peace, Wisdom and power. http://ow.ly/23Yb 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Fished both days this weekend. I needed it. Photos of tonights dinnerfish to follow in a day or so. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Vagaries - va⋅gar⋅y   [vuh-gair-ee, vey-guh-ree]  Show IPA–noun, plural -gar⋅ies.1.an unp 07/13/09 05:30am
  • '>: --Helen Keller 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @ashleydepp use a rubber band or hair tie 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: People who kidnap kids are basically low-lifers, brainless, and stupid. Go steal dirt or something not people you idiots. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • sv'>sv: isang 4GB na flash disk and/or MicroSD sa bday ko.. masaya na ku! :)) http://plurk.com/p/197fu4 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Lots of choices decided tonight, should make tomorrow neat. I need to do some work on a quick mask or two. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: OK THIS WILL WORK (but only for itune or ipods!) It's a downloadable mp4 so put it on your ipod! http://nsfw4.me/LISBONipod 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @samtimes If U R Mac native U can TargetDisk internals, or direct conn. externals 2 SpinRite PC & if there's chance, it can perform miracles 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @quasimodo_ shiiiiit. ill have to tell you in person or on aim. i almost went to the hospital 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Dont ever drink with russian or german or the hybrid. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @surrahk do u mean the jaws that dropped bc of how cool we looked? or the ones that dropped bc of the stupid things we did/said 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: going to sleep early today or i will have humongo bags under my eyes XD 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Mayb im jumpin too soon i think its a set up or hmmm she might be wit it but unsure cuz its her friend... WACK 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @chelseyann226 that's SO TRUE! He always seems to calm me down when I'm sad, stressed or scared. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @michaelsarver1 What were ppl protesting or whatever about? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @berrychelle1 just wondering is this jazz-a-ma-tazz chelle or someone else. is this gary ind chell my cuz or tex my cuz chelle or some1 else 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @seaepps well then you have to try to find something to do around the house like clean or read a book,watch a movie 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @Cyntbrit.....u mustve seen dem pics on FB or Myspace?! Always get em caught?! Niggas Aint Shit! 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: In my room...really tired after that 3 hour movie....Going to lay down. Call or Text me. Goodnight<333 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Divorce: Get a legal divorce in 2 weeks without Lawyers or Court Appearances for only $395.Learn more http://www.LasVegasDivorceServices.com 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @JennyErikson seems I could learn you a thing or 2. I'm perty sure funnin' is a word ... well, now it is. Seriously, u r prob right on Andy. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: I like 31Below, new Baskin Robbins one! RT @2tammytodd I'm out with my guy friends...heated debate Which is better?McFlurry or Blizzard? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @youngramo yeah...so whyd u ask my age? or was it i that asked u 1st? lol... 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: hmm, yellow or white, which is better on blue? Yellow is cute and I love it, but white is more fashionable I think... 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: u answered me mad l8 @hdaboss but that's crazy u kno only bumbs or bk niggas rob ppl 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: No,guys, wondering which loo to use - mine or Starbucks'. Shall got for the latter. Cameras in the toilet is bad, very bad 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: yeh...is it me or did fantasia fest kind of such this year? and what the hell is up with the osheaga 2009 line up? coldplay!? such a shame.. 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: bout 2 slide on sum wings...couple Long Islands or sumn fck wit me! 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: RT @jfelectron @Cheaty Never heard of yoso, def feel you pain some #vegan yogurt tastes like ass, try wildwood or so(y) delicious or tra ... 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @Singledoutjdan should i be following nicki? or is she a lame tweeter? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: @loveline: not man or woman? is it a kitty cat?? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: sur-up? or ser-ip? 07/13/09 05:30am
  • en'>en: Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. - William Safire #Hive 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: The PoPo wouldn't even be able to find me! RT @KiaDelis: #lies I'm you're ride or die chick! (Nah. I will snitch and tell e-ver-y-thing!) 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Or walk im kinda injured i totally ripped open my leg ive been in bed for 3 days 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: WAIT am i suppose to be at that band practice, or is it not the youth band? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @trice1706 @Battleborne Aww..BB! Headaches are SO annoying~*smile* & a *whistle* ;) [yup they are thank God I only get 1 or 2 per year! 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Ummmm is MAMMA MIA! supposed to be a musical - or a comedy? Ummmm yeah. Like, am I laughing at it, or with it? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Kate from the plus 8 is on ace if cakes and the preview makes her look like a bitch. (or likE normal i guess) 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @freshab the page that say you smile in people face then try to get at they girl or some'. or their man in your case lol. 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: ok ok #aintitfunny: How ppl say they aint got no money but they always in the mall or out to eat? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Boarding plane won't be able to tweet or talk till 6am eastern time flying into charlotte from las vegas then to harrisburg at noon 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @janamontana whose winning? you, or you? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @edmtan so cod nicer or salmon nicer? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: hey @tofugu just put your particle cheat sheet onto my blog, message me back if you have more documents or pdfs you want me to upload. 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Contemplating sharp, blunt, bullet or poison. So far bullet is winning. 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @JBarSODMG They aint got no gate for yall plane or somethin? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Why is there old ass niggas(29-37)outside my door talkin bout da SideKicK Lx09 like its da next best thing or maybe bcuz it is :-) 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @NastyTaiBoogy lmfaooooo i love that! ull b @ like albany high or the community center&mad kids from bk or bx yet they kno they born upstate 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: I'm debating on whether or not to buy three-inch heels. It'd give me some height in the concert, but stand in them all night? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: 1/5 of teens who have been in a serious relationsip report being hit, slapped or pushed 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Just Launched! Find your discounted Homes or Timeshares through this site, on auction... http://isellcityrealestate.com 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Going to take my nana Rita out to dinner on Monday, Wendsday, or Friday. I am so not excited. I do not like her, because she is mean to me. 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Can someone please tell me why or how guys who walk around w/their pants hanging off their butts is attractive? 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Have no idea what day or time it is?? That's how I know I'm still in Vegas. Lol 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @lukeholcomb you better be in atl on friday or you're in time out 07/13/09 05:25am
  • no'>no: Lying in bed, or as @takalak calls it, DANGER ZONE. Haha. I can't sleep. :( 07/13/09 05:25am
  • no'>no: @KRISnotCHRIS_ wanna be a babysitter or godfather? lol 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: Fun fact. 70% of the things I did today was done half-conciously thanks to my headache. Nap or prepare for school? I choose nap. 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @MekeStyleHeavy fight night or live wassuppppp 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @shortyproper oh ok how's the popular life treating you lol any new stalkers or anonymos phone calls lmaooo 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @RPattzProject http://twitpic.com/9tk6l - ..righty or lefty, he's sexy either way! 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @damianoferrari the d-link's that I've used like to randomly cut off the wireless or reset their settings randomly. going linksys this time 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: all day i've been trying to take a nap but for one reason or another i couldnt!!!! it suckssss.. thank god tomorrow i dont work:) 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @shunnibo whether if he's @ work or not he still should call n check on you but we don't know what might be going on with him 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: RT @TerrenceBarz: Is it jus me or is Dis topic kinda borin??? (Itz some female ish) 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: @DeviKalika I just don't want drams for you. Not that I'm afraid of taking a tiara or Hannah Montana poster tube to the head. I'm not scared 07/13/09 05:25am
  • en'>en: about to see bruno with @gdonat, it was either that or publice enemies. hope we didn't make a mistake 07/13/09 05:25am