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  • en'>en: Still playing around with the twitter site. I can't figure out who's tweets I get to see (followers or following). Want to TWEET. 07/14/09 02:20pm
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  • en'>en: at mom's house until tomorrow, then probably joey's for the night. or, joey might come to my house and we'll head to kingston... who knows? 07/13/09 05:40pm
  • en'>en: Tyra's show is wearing me out - I dnt to blame the ppl on the show, their parents, or the ppl around them 07/13/09 05:35pm
  • en'>en: birhtday list.. new iPod; new phne (maybe another bb or the new iPhone); more apartment stuff; more shoes;bags;clothes;more rings;bangels; 07/13/09 05:35pm
  • en'>en: @Comic_Con Will other schedule formats be available? Like a table, spreadsheet or something interactive like this http://is.gd/1xj1E ? 07/13/09 05:35pm
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  • en'>en: Wondering if I am going to get broken hearted again who knows maybe i will or maybe i won't who know i sure don't. sucks to be me. 07/13/09 05:35pm
  • en'>en: Or one whale *dialect*, more specifically. 07/13/09 05:35pm
  • en'>en: @Iamvidaguerra Vida Do U prefer the gym or the yoga class?? I know both are good but which is ur fav? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Ooo I'm supposed to be in NY in August but I think its an up north trip. Oneonta or some foolishness! SMH 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Chillin In Riverdale Just Waking Up and Trying To see what ima wear Ed Hardy or Apple Bottom 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @akioyang hi jimmy r u on bebo or facebook 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: RT @modelprincessdy: "#fashionpolice I DONT WANNA SEE YOU BITCHES WEARING UGGS NO MORE!!!! PUT THEM AWAY OR THROW THEM AWAY!" 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: every1 is either getting married or falling prego - what's the deal people? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @Lavanyaj which one BB or the other:-) 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: RT @jaketapper "new proposal: Senators make opening statement in 140 characters or less." // AMEN 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @tjdietderich or a CNBC anchor without big hair 07/13/09 05:29pm
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  • en'>en: @PerezHilton... the dating advice we wanna hear or the "UGLY TRUTH", no pun intended. LOL :) 07/13/09 05:29pm
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  • en'>en: @Al_Ewing It depends whether you're writing a fantasy or a sci-fi story, would be my glib answer. 07/13/09 05:29pm
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  • en'>en: @chimrichaldsjr Or maybe it was just my excuse for not wanting to settle down at the age of 27. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @JBennings14 wheneverrrrr. A day after work, or weekend. Don't matter 2 me. I miss my caramel drink lol 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @BrandyPenelope sooo Im consulting you my stylist friend this hair on my head? stay or go? w/e it gets to this lenght i do somehing b/c it 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Wow. This meeting is insane. Thankfully I am at it or there my have been some seriously tacky things at a high profile event 07/13/09 05:29pm
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  • en'>en: @druchris #iremember when bulls would say dro was better than wheezy or dro was better than jeezy. Such dummies lol #musicmonday 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Melissa, Katilyn, or Victoriaaa is there practise today ? -___- I don't wanna gooo. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @CLASSYMYLENE now is it in a reqular bowl or a country crock bowl 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @DemiAuzziefan its ok-plz stop putting that crying smiley next 2 all or msges:( T-T 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @kcghosthunters That they evne exist, if you haven't witnessed or experienced firsthand. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Trying to figure out if I should be productive or spend another lazy day... 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: HeHeee its either MyLiL short jumper or My pretty lil face that has gotten me a free parking today.lol 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Should I play Grand Theft Auto IV, Left 4 Dead, or Ghostbusters? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: if you knoe someone who is hiring or whatever let me knoe ppl i like kinda need a job but dont know where to look first 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @ThisIsBWright so what's ya facebOok or myspace or sumthin.. Lmao I wanna see ur pics cuhz ur background on twitter is pure suckiness lmao!! 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: I gotta entertain more often-it makes me CLEAN THE HOUSE! Is THAT why all you entertainers do it or do u actually LIKE this sort of thing?! 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @mumble_rosie visa electron cards are always useless though. Is it in the automated system it won't work or over the phone with an agent? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @GreenAcres_Deli weird I thought I wad already following u, or else itweet doesn't "recognize" some not followed on them originally? strange 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @dayna1023 720 is pretty good. Only if u were getting a blu-ray player would I recommend 1080p. Most cable comp transmit @ 720p or 1080i. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: to spend money or clean my house tonight...that is the question. let's try both 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Should we self medicate on some herbs or trust the modern drs. to diagnose our being. I say heal thy self after getting to the root. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @danielatkinson They probably will still be there. I'm pretty sure I've been on IRC for 10 or more years. Still the best place for help imho 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: or cp3,tyson,sulBop,anybodys number,dammit wha am i gunna do 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @Polkagirl919 Do you spam type, or do you just actually type? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Either this towel really does smell like Krispy Kreme doughnuts or Im really hungry 4 breakfast & wan't to be reminded of home in the A! LOL 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @pluminu Check Gambrinus or Pilsner, they are better ;) 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @haraldfelgner Regarding your Job or right now at the lake. Welcome back in the town and the train. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @GhostorBalloon I wish I could get a dollar for every time you reference Umberto Eco or DFW 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Want to go green and save money during the recession? Visit our website or follow me for updates on our products: http://twurl.nl/081c8z 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Escaped! On my way home for some lunch. Have to stay up to flip my sleep schedule. At least I don't have to read or answer questions! -yawn- 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @ruumis You're talking about our existing NERCOMP/EDUCAUSE IT mgrs series or an alternative? When you say funding, you mean honorarium? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @AymanM okay... is it like a 2- 4 minute report or like umm the big one the big 30 minute programme? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Or at least "fence him in" Funny. RT @cliffweathers Pat Buchanan sez Todd Palin should murder Levi Johnston http://ping.fm/EdGQd 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @106andpark this question is kind of hard bc either way u will not be truly happy no one was meant to have everything or know everything 07/13/09 05:29pm
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  • en'>en: @BStevenHart Wednesday lunch? Or late this evening like 9:00pm. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @tommcfly haha. danny didn't know if you was a girl or a boy :D 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @BodyByChocolate I'm leaving shortly and will be back late afternoon or early evening. I;ll get back on Twitter then.:-) 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: I'm checking out Wilco for #musicmonday. I'm not offended like with that Neutral Barf Douche-tel, but it's not blowing my mind or anything. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @honorshammer Last Stand or Devastate depending on the encounter. (I'd carry a stack of each) Devastate usually. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: People who design computer viruses deserve to have their tiny balls run over by a steamroller, or maybe im being to soft on them. Damn 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @ChantellePaige, Why do you not keep talking about tom?. Before, u liked talking about the "romance" Did you leave the lie? or What happen? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: RT @doviroma: #militarymon prying 4 the children of our military as thy must endure the absence of a parent or grandparent,give them comfort 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @CDXX80 i havent been to gym n about 2 weeks so only the bike or treadmill 2day...need a trainer tho 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Hmm... this class can be very dull. lots of waiting around. to get a nonfat caramel latte or not? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: RT @bnjacobs: If you want to watch the shuttle launch from your iPhone or iPod touch, check out: http://iphone.akamai.com 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Wow, might possibly take a day off next week. Should I do something or lay on the couch and play with blackberries?? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @tommcfly What do you prefer: Harry Potter or Twilight? brazilian kisses :) 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: RT @EMstyles: I am bigger than my concerns or worries, I trust my intuition and live a courageous life.. I can do anything I put my mind to! 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @Rashadsoze7 better lyricist...YOU or "GQ" LOL!! 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: i think its bout time to make new friends, or just be satisfied with being my only true one. letss goooo 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @Kimbuhlee I do need a tester week. I think if I get a boy puppy she maybe ok. I want a bulldog or another terrier, like a fox terrier. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Wating for my f*king studio speakers.. pffttt waiting waiting and waiting.. Or What!? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • pt'>pt: "You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare;' -sweet dreams da beyonce tinha que ser trilha sonora de lua nova, olha a letra -zuei 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: My fav channels or Travel, HGTV, Oxygen, Style, Food, and Bravo. I'm such a chick. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Wore makeup to church yesterday. My face is now totally broke out!! Anyone else use Revlon and have that problem?? Or am I just "lucky"? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: LoL RT: @CyCylicious #truth Is it just me or is the best sex is in the dark? Cause u get to make ugly faces without them knowing lmaooo 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: #thereisaidit I have never seen a Harry Potter movie or read a Harry Potter book and you know what, I feel pretty good about that 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @alanstevens i realize that you've learned a thing or two since, but your character was readily displayed in your early attempts 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • '>: btw i cant stop listening to One Time :) 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @tweetwidow chosen based on race or number of votes the president is going to get. And as the saying goes "Two wrongs don't make a right." 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @JHBPRINCESS mmm i give you star chart what you want a astro chart or a good or bad chart like my daughter .sure she peels off dots ... 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: I am thinking if I am a pro athlete with a girlfriend or wife, I am sleeping with one eye open tonight. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: just woke up in the last 45 minutes or so. i hate Mondays. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Has anyone seen Bruno? Please tell me if its good or not... 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @tomNmusic lol...ill save u one or two 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: if you read all my tweets, u probably gonna think i'm a pervert or some kinda of freak. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: do camouflage clothes attract heat or something?! i'm boiling 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: An appraisal is good for 4 months and it takes one short sale, one foreclosure or one person to accept a low offer to kill your loan. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Is it football or hockey season yet? 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @brandonnugent I don't know what you've heard... It never rains in OR! 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @mileycyrus tanning bed? in espanol is "broncearse" or "cama de bronceado", you know talk a lot or a little Spanish 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: Oh, to live my life one step ahead of myself-to know the actions that will bring me joy or pain. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @KreaTaelor lol its coo. it dont hurt or nothing.. 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @brionnashleigh aiqht cool , ima call him & probably take the train friday & stay till monday or tuesday . 07/13/09 05:29pm
  • en'>en: @sachikowatanabe I just want a freakin timeline or a simple notice hahaha!! 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: I need a graphic designer. Drop me a line if you or anyone you know is interested. 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: #ihavetoadmit I love my kids TO DEATH!!! they may drive me crazy sometimes but my eyes still light up when I see or think of them :-) 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: - @vikkiprattles - @johncmayer never replies to me. What an epic snob. It's not like he has 2 million followers or anything. 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: Hate him or hate him more, Cheney will make mincemeat out of Eric Holder intellectually. Holder is minor league in comparison. 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: @killaahxtee or do tha...i was around a bunch of lighter colored folks n iswear dey wer slobberin all over it...i had2 wipe it down evrytime 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: @scott_will what the fuck. you watchin snapped marathons or somethin? 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: "Toto, either google maps is wrong, or I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." #1stdraftmovielines 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: i dont care who #lies or does not lie with anybody its not my buisness RT 07/13/09 08:20am
  • en'>en: @yutiresani hehehe.. its either you know me that well.. or bintang is just.. that.. good! 07/13/09 08:10am
  • en'>en: #truth can heal or it can hurt...its how u perceive it 07/13/09 08:10am
  • en'>en: fucking shit this is so uncomfortable. i wish i had fucking hard drugs or something goddamn 07/13/09 08:10am
  • en'>en: shakira's she wolf and loba out today!!! Check it out www.shakira.com or www.shakiramedia.com 07/13/09 08:10am
  • '>: Music. 07/13/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @rome_jets k, send me some.. or a ticket to the N.O. so i can blaze with yall niggas 07/13/09 04:10am
  • en'>en: @rexxi89 hmm in madison? I'd say try La Brioche bakery? it's kinda far. or green bush on regent? I know they got em in chicago fo sho. 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: @Buzzboy10 He knows a lot about the songs cuz it's all I listen to. He really likes them, whether he wants to admit it or not. 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: IM REALLY FEELING LIKE IM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP AT DIS POINT BUT I AM IN LOVE WIT HIM AND I SHALL ALWAYS BE HIS RIDE OR DIE....TEAR DROP;( 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: Study shows ppl working 40hrs a week are more likely to take sickies or be on the lookout for a new job http://twitdoc.com/c/aabpqg 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: RT @APDub #lies"im down the street"*I get that one a lot! I have to be like down the street be here in 5 mins or down the street here in 20? 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: I'm thinking whether I should be going to see Harry Potter on the 1st day or not. Hmm :-/ 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: Throwing good stones after bad in a game of Go with @llimllib. Going to be down 60+ points on move 67 or so. I can recover, right? Right? 07/13/09 04:06am
  • en'>en: Wonder if I am close enough to watch the launch! Torn between visiting a purveyor of food or the beach. 07/12/09 10:16pm
  • en'>en: Looking for a deal on shampoo, conditioner, lotion or shower gel? How about $1.59 for 16 oz and $2.79 for 32 oz. ? Visit Whole Body! 07/12/09 10:16pm
  • en'>en: @Blythy Just noticed you have "or loughborough" in your location, I'm just up the road in Notts. 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: Need SEO or PPC? Local writer and web designer. I'll get you up and running on the web. http://budurl.com/ppcformulatwo 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: @gfalcone601 it's also called Karo syrup or golden syrup. It's made from cane sugar. 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: Custom Web Page Designers - $199 WCAV Web Page Layout & Styles. Need a Website, Quick? Need SEO or PPC? http://budurl.com/ppcformulatwo 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: church today. i havent been in a month or so. (: 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: RT @migrainechickie http://is.gd/1vZ6M Steam Punk art by Jade Adams. Looks like a #migraine to me! >Me too - or treatment for one! 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: LOL STEVE, that is not good Commish PR OR pc :) RT @SteveGarufi @archrlatina I have a few clueless females in my league every year. :) 07/12/09 02:51pm
  • en'>en: This morning @Eklund has the Preds & Kings talking Hamhuis for Frolov. Trust him or not, this is one that actually makes sense on both sides 07/12/09 02:45pm
  • en'>en: 16:00 Seani B: Big tunes and old skool flavours. Text 88111 [network rates apply], or log on to bbc.co.uk/1xtra. Coming up next at 7.00p ... 07/12/09 02:45pm
  • en'>en: @MickyFin what does it sync well with then? Google's blogspot or some sort of calender function? I am totally unaware. God Bless 07/12/09 02:45pm
  • en'>en: need tea. and food. and then maybe I'll start the first part of this month's Daring Bakers, and photograph a painting or two. 07/12/09 02:45pm
  • en'>en: @Serendipity11 or does he work on it? Is that the boat that is docked at Abol's lobster? 07/12/09 12:05pm
  • en'>en: @tommcfly what making one or eating one? 07/12/09 12:05pm
  • en'>en: Going to the Flea Market with some friends. I got 4 hours of sleep lastnight. or less 07/12/09 12:05pm
  • en'>en: @oddbinswines grace as in Jones, or as in amazing? anyways, both were wrong. Hallelujah did it for me 07/12/09 12:05pm
  • en'>en: @SHAWTYREDDBEATS learning frm gurls cuming that's all they want either keep a 100 or keep it moving 07/12/09 12:05pm
  • en'>en: @Setok I wouldn't blame security, or the complaining parent unless "Leeloo" had her Multipass with her. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: No no no...I don't wanna be an ordinary person...and grow old wondering why I didn't do this or do that...and why I let life pass me by.... 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @mailboy23 they are all sort of the same thing, or at least they are closely related... 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: Use our flash widget to embed a poll into your blog, website or social network. Fully customizable and both easy and FREE www.rankkit.com 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: Colt or micra you decide 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: i'm wondering if dreams really have a meaning, or if it's just a translation of what we have in subconscious 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • ja'>ja: 別のソースでもやはり民主優勢か http://www3.nhk.or.jp/togisen 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @gfalcone601 Ahaha! Awh, that's so adorable (': Are all those teddies yours? Or wait no, it's Disney, they're all Tom's? 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: On way 2 @wellspringsenoi. 2nd prt of Jonah Series. Wonder if @scottmcinnis wll keep us in the belly of the fish all day or wait till nxt wk 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: I woke up with a headache...yep. But its over now. Maybe I slept too long. Or maybe it was just the boose... 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: good morning tweets this will be my last tweet until next sunday or monday most likely. I am off to New Orleans to help some families out 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: Voice Ads and Banner Ads promote your artist or event 24/7 all month long. Get exposed to new fans and listeners online now. http://is.g ... 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @imhungup sunday roast or bbq? love this weather 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: i just realized i haven't been to a denny's in probably a decade or more 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • ja'>ja: NHK のサイトで開票速報見れるのか。テレビ&# 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @planart Or SSD. Whatever. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @OGOchoCinco has the number of people following you doubled or what? Espn free advertising..lol. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: Toenails or finger nails? you be the judge. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • ja'>ja: 都議選、NHKが速報サイト作ってた。http://www3.nhk.or.jp/togis 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @charlotteautry Or translated to; don't get in a limo with The Dean! :o) 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: Private nuisance is the unlawful interference with an occupier’s use or enjoyment of their property/property right (Hargrave v Goldman). 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @MelissaKeeeee Haha, yeah, I know that shes doing bio. She tweeted something about doing 6 chapts in 6 hours or something like that. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: either i'm really tired or my eye just hurts. maybe it's both. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @DaDaRkSKiNDON oh ok well somethings wrong or maybe I ain't doing something right and the rest of the world of girls are out for money. Lol. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: I think I seriously hurt myself last night. Guess I tore a ligament or something. Hospital, here I come! 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: To all the smokers out there Garcia Vega or Dutch Master? 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: ...Likewise, there are plenty of products that you recognize by their packaging or logo. 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • hu'>hu: TV見たら今自公4、民主26でずね RT @kagi55x: これはす&# 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @_ClanDesTine_ ~ So what does that mean? They're still a band and Ryon has they're own too? Or Brencer is working on the P@TD album & Ryon's 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @gidgegirl Well i mean did you just wake up or have you been up all night? ;-). Just eat when u get hungry, its aaalll goood :D 07/12/09 12:03pm
  • en'>en: @elizrn Nope, you're fine. Just giving you a hard time. You'll get use to me soon enough...or unfollow :) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @mrsevilbunny @mmdavid Definitely a house warming! In time for Kumare's and my bday? And after we've unpacked all (or most of) the boxes! 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @jewlicious Or, other antisemites will see them, agree with them, and be able to connect with other antisemites on your site. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @sugartastic Psh. I'm a ninja! or a Majin, if you have those. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Just read on Wings boards that the season schedule will be out WED.Not sure if that's true or not, but went ahead and shit my pants anyway. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Why is it, that everytime i decide to not put on any makeup or do my hair- THAT'S when people decide to come round?? eurgh! Damn you irony! 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @jolintan so the ans to your question: cookies or cupcake is pie? ;) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @ShawandaWasHere you know i wanted to marry benny or shaggy whoever was available lol 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: How to write articles in 15 minutes or less - http://alturl.com/a46c 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: shorts or skinny jeans? @me pleaseee 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @gfalcone601 Oooh it's cute, .. it's your disney collection ?? Or Tom's collection? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @paula_d Hey hun. Hope you and J are ok! Is he still a Doctor Who fanatic or has he moved onto something new yet? : ) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Dinner time. ;) @vriezzy or a fertilized duck egg! hmmm. whatever! Haha. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @twitrobo No feed specified, or Unable to read RSS feed 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @JULIE_MOORE mmmmmmmmmmm peanut butter. Smooth or crunchy? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Ever wanted to check if your partner or kids are where they say they are? Now you can without them even knowing http://tinyurl.com/mr8wrt 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Small world (or namedropping) - Entourage creator Doug Ellin and I went to same high school. Some character names based on mutual friends. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Does wht u do determine who u r? Or does who u r determine wht u do? Question of the day 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Ever wanted to check if your partner or kids are where they say they are? Now you can without them even knowing http://tinyurl.com/mr8wrt 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: morning..or afternoon :) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: On my way to Elkridge, MD (Baltimore) later today, or early evening. Haven't been to Elkridge before; if west of Bal will stay out of DC. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: GF's health is good...we have appts next week. Expect good report from scans. No more scarves hair has come back. Told her scarve or not she 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: If you have nothing to say; is it better to Tweet about nonsense or not Tweet at all? Discuss... #fb 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @Foodbridge I come and take pictures of the house then I write about it - or people send me pictures of their place and I write about it 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • '>: I feel like chatting to them but am afraid...... 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: If travelling in Iceland in late August or early september you will find vast fields of wild blueberries growing ripe all across the country 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @ClarenceWongWW: In your blog, (i think id you dun have blog you can put it in Facebook or somewhere, then after putting the widget there, 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Yum...drinking Hazlenut Coffee... my favorite. Watching local morning news, trying to decide if i should work out or laze by the pool. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @fluffywelshshee @kiwikatnz Kids, Gr8? Sweet? Or satanic and evil? There's a thin line I find... 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @Sensu_ell in the US, that's a federal offense ... Get about A year or two in prison for that. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: We know death is unavoidable, we know the Earth will vapourise in a few billion years. The universe with die either a violent or slow death 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: ahaha I was right no one in america knows what rove or who #chrisisadouche is their all like who/what? lol 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @Chibi_Dani wish I was your cat.The idea of sleeping.Perfect.Or..Should I say purrrrfect!No.No, I should not! Ah, however it is, it'll do =] 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @JavaCupcake water should help..or at least wont hurt coming back up! 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: RT @ThomScott“When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.” - Charles L. Allen 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @pflammertsma Which one is more stupid Vista or MacOS? Haven't ever used a mac. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @hyunjoong86 are you the real kim hyunjoong or a fake cos i'm not buying it...it doesn't look real to me.... 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: ...those factors that give you your competitive edge. Too many ads are clever but fail to sell the benefits of the product or service. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @selenagomez http://twitpic.com/a1yva - R u Both related or something because both of u look stunning! x 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • no'>no: RT: @jj1bdx: 都議選開票速報 NHKのサイト http://www3.nhk.or.jp/togisen/ 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: They must take pills or have injection 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: There's this small cut or something on my tongue. And I gotta learn to be immuned to everything. :) - http://tweet.sg 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: U guys should so go 2 one. U'd love it. Go to www.yankeecandle.com to find a store near u or shop online :) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: RE: @SimonFord Social Media is as you say just like going to party,or a relatives wedding where you meet new people but … http://disq.us/zhn 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @mileycyrus Do you have a facebook? or they are just posers? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: #ihavetoadmit i'm nervous about exhibiting my art- will be my first time, not sure what reaction will be or how to take potential criticism 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: RT @petewentz: Photo: if u r a romantic or geek, this is a pretty rad find....http://tumblr.com/xsy2bcw1z 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Busch Gardens today! I love hating this feeling, of no reasoning. | @Ahmedkayad I'm only like on page 55 or so, I havn't had time. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: id kill for a hot shower. goodnight or good morning 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: I agree... #Chrisisadouche - Poh, Julie or Justine for the win! 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • no'>no: Japandroids—<Post-nothing>, Seether-<Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces>,anti-flat<The People Or The Gun> 是今ñ 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: The electricity consumption of entire country of Finland at the moment is 7029 MW, or 1331 W/person. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: CUPE should take the City's last offer or prepare itself for a mutiny the likes of which it has never seen before. I would call for a vote. 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: I am not a fan of skydiving or bungee jumping! Life is too precious! <and don't compare it to getting on a plane or in a car, you know i ... 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • '>: (AP) 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @yacoub12345 So the little needles on the leaves don't do acupuncture on your tongue or throat? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @ThomScott“When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.” - Charles L. Allen 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Chuck Norris doesn't need to twitter, everyone twitters for him or dies 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @blogtv I cant see the chat or the twitter chat when i go to shows or go to my own...it doesnt load up and its a white screen =/ wat to do? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @ameliafell Haha that is correct. Believe it or not I've never had the need to do so! I went alright though! 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: FFFF Susan shouldve told Sexless on LI to get a dildo or sextoy, not just a puppy. Her douche husb wouldn't provide much luv thru sex neway 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: Im a very happy chappy.I think i might be slap happy nd delusional from sleep deprivation or mayb its just bcause im generally stokd on life 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: http://twitpic.com/a43ty - Pheasant or Turkey? Anyone? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @DrMuu Did you sign up under my link, http://gifts.freebiejeebies.co.uk/83772 or http://apple.freebiejeebies.co.uk/105801 ? 07/12/09 12:02pm
  • en'>en: @jason_mraz What would be your advice to kids or anyone who wantd to be an artist? 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: @Lalaminimuffin Aww! Congratulations! Yesss, I hope so! Tomorrow do you wanna watch movies first or movies tuesday morning? X 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: Did i wake you, were still in my bed? Or is that nightmare keeping you up instead. 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: Open Question: PLEASE HELP : sciphone i68 or blackberry bold? at ... http://tinyurl.com/llzk3u 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: "Welcome to The Atheist’s Guide To Christmas, the most misleadingly contentiously-titled book you’ll read all year." Funny or cl 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: @jerrynugroho hahah..what else besides re-injecting printer? do u mean injecting or be injected? *ditenggelamin ke lumpur* 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: MacBook pro or iMac or neither? 8 more days to lobang deadline :/ 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: IS IT JUST ME OR DID THEY PLAY 'LIES' BY MCFLY ON ROVE DURING THAT DUDES BIO THING. :D:D just shat out my heart XDDDD 07/12/09 11:00am
  • en'>en: Scared I'll have bible beaters twittering me now, Stay away or I'll show you what's on my hard drive, it's not pretty. 07/12/09 10:55am
  • en'>en: Home from a wet, windy & cold time-X by the lake. Running in a pal's new jetski & loving it! Next, power nap or dinner with friends? Hmm... 07/12/09 10:55am
  • en'>en: @mallverine Que horror! Go for unlimited Internet connection and/or sign up for mobile alerts na lang kaya? 07/12/09 10:55am
  • en'>en: *singing* is you is or is you ain't my baby? 07/12/09 10:55am
  • en'>en: But you know? It can work two ways. If a corp or etc does good, we can also big them up. Like #welldoneACMEco. (from @roadrunner ) :) 07/12/09 10:50am
  • en'>en: If you're trying to save money or going green, why not join our Facebook group: http://twurl.nl/tlcyj8 07/12/09 10:50am
  • en'>en: @markpollard it takes forever to display. or maybe that's just me. 07/12/09 10:50am
  • en'>en: I feel awkward and incomplete when I begin tweety twit twats with a verb, unless I am demanding something of @benaffleck or @ElRestDeLaWorld 07/12/09 10:50am
  • en'>en: aaaaaaaaaah . dunno how to write on priyanka chopraz wall.....or there ain't no walls here like facebook !! uuuuuuuuuuurggggg !! 07/12/09 10:50am
  • en'>en: Or maybe it's just me. I have problems expressing myself. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: There are at least 20 bugs on my ceiling right now. I'll either go on a killing spree, or completely ignore them. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @StaceyJane45 lol could i borrow the book of you and give it back to you before or after ur tute, when ever i finish with it?... 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Marie Osmond will or won't be in Denver on Monday July 13. Don't worry my little Mormon Princess, I have no desire to be anywhere near you. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • '>: Any suspect tweets or slicktalk.. I'm goin innnnnnn! 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @therealjordin http://twitpic.com/a3cq4 - what exactly do you have to do to get a verified account? like send a picture to twitter or so ... 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Pants which are too tight or toooo big? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Poor Paul, said he hadn't been east of Yonge St. in 11 or 12 years. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: http://twitpic.com/a3cu3 - The freakiest twins ever created, or were they actually created at all? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @mdoggett1113 Do you love it or do you just need it? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: http://tinyurl.com/mwcbum -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Aye Shouts out to my Girl @BiggrlSoSxy<<<#ff her NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or Else!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @petewentz - Which do you perfer - Diamond OR Square shreddies? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Damn how do you beat brock? or should i say how do you take down a tank with your barehands!? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Lesson learned: drink good wine when you buy it, buy a wine fridge or watch it go bad, 3 bottles opened and bad tonight. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @vivezbien the rule was to only use the wishes when it was necessary during attacks of famine, lions or war but the tortoise disobeyed 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Ok why is Joe Jackson trying to get custody I'm thinkin the grandma or Janet should be awarded custody. Joe is already saying the kids 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: omgggg jackass 2 is insane... i dunno whether to gag or laugh my arse off -_- 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: brilliant! RT @Ladywolf55 .. We buy locally grown grass-fed beef, raw milk, etc. Veggies from local growers or our own garden. As should be. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @iamdiddy did u try my idea for the ciroc and pink lemonade or u knew about it already? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: today I got 100 or so beautiful emails from strangers saying nice things to me. Overwhelming. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @shanedawson im feelin the green :) but i think you need a extra pic or two. a lil to plain for my liking ;) the more shane the better! 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Swoon is a term used to express happiness or excitement, to be overwhelmed by joy or emotion toward something. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • no'>no: Or a gift. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @Luptown dude is it orl or mco???????????????? 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: 06:00 Sarah Jane Crawford: With your weekend wake up call. Text us on 88111 [network rates apply] or log on to bbc.co.uk/1Xtra. Up next ... 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: RT @r_lewis: RT @nonprof: "To tweet or not to tweet?" http://www.nonprofitthoughts.blogspot.com 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Uhh in & out of sleep since 10. It doesnt help that oliver cries at my door to come in, wakes me up , then leaves. Or that he barks. Uhh 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: If you're ever in Vientiane, proceed directly to Le Silapa, do not pass Go or collect £200. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Eat then exercise? Or dont eat and just exercise? Hmmm. I dont think i will eat. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: RT @ "If you're not getting the things you want, need or desire, it's because you have not accepted that you can have them." — Della R 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @mzjulie79 hi der leetle kitty,iz U new here,or jst new 2 me? N E wey,haf fun,but b kerful,des guys r kinda krazy #pawpawty 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @bbsipodtouchelp u will get nos? hah awesome. i dont think nos would work well with my jeep, or any speed for that matter 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @Marcus_No_Spam IDK if it was coming n late or not so i didnt respond but I got it. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: http://twitpic.com/a3ct8 - Dont steal My cookie or This will Happen too YOU! 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Lesnar made Mirs face look like hamburger, or that kid from the movie mask starring cher 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @tanijoy lol you must've been listening 2 her cd or something. U were like #brandy #brandy #brandy...wait were talking about the Drink? lol 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: can't believe i kissed a fish, or rather two, for no good reason. 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: @Nyankokimi I for some reason didn't drink before or after turning 21 ^^; But no, my birthday was back in April. (Tax Day Actually xD) 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: is going to go and ponder whether I should start another book, or just watch a movie 07/12/09 04:45am
  • en'>en: Oh, duh, headed out. Ch. I must be tired or something. 07/12/09 04:45am